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Night Everyone! xx

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looking at Last-Minute.com, and thinking about going to bed!!

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Not – Guilty,

don’t think i’d bother trying either! :lol:

Are you a smoker?

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PML, didn’t even have to modify some of the words, they seemed approriate!

You deserved it anyway for saying i was a crap fu ck, and that you’d rather sh ag an hamster rather than sh ag me. I’ve never been dumped for an hamster before. :lol:

I have to stop coming here, i’m losing the plot. :P

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@soulie wrote:

i’ll give you kellys number.. if you want it.. she will probably call round and give me abuse though (I’m not that bad am i? LMAO)

collette was nice.. just way to thin… i like a girl with a bit of meat.. she was nice.. but had werid parents.. they scared me (Aint met mine yet)

i remember when i first met her dad.. he said to me… collete does’nt know this.. but i use her virbrator

i sh!t myself

LMFAOOOOOOO Sh it yourself? I’d have fuc ked off… :lol:

i’d have asked him if i could join in

PML, that’s bad!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@kentlass19 wrote:

f”uck me….was that a thankyou from ant?????? god im in shock :P :P

Hey!! I’m ALWAYS polite! Even in bed! :D Like you wanted to know that!

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Thankyou Kenty lol. :lol:

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PML

Thought you were into the Proclaimers though? :lol:

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@tommy-toxen wrote:

Leicester square? never been so i won’t get the joke, you will have to tell, lol.

is there a YMCA club or something there, or gallows, or a statue of Stalin? or a pair of pink knickers with the words “tommy toxen bummed my hamster”?

Isn’t that where all the gay men hang out looking for trade? Not that i’d know myself, sure you told me in a Private Message! :lol:

WTF @ Bumming Hamsters, you’re getting worse Thomalina!

well bumming you gets a bit boring, like flicking a pea into space innit, so i thought of the tightest little ar*e i could think of…

Thought of the tightest ar se you could think of? Didn’t know you had fuc ked Soulie too!!

And anyway, you didn’t complain at the time, said it was the best fu ck of your life, you even gave me a tip. A small one at that!!

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@soulie wrote:

all you do, is sh ag one of the birds.. swear a bit.. and get your boobs out

How did you know what i was like on a night out? :shock:

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