ToMmY-ToXeN

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Thomas, enough already!! [-X

stop encouraging me :P

As if i would!! :wink: :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

yeah but i did it for a bit of a giggle.

this sad b*stard did it for real:

http://smartypants.diaryland.com/031702.html

:lol:

Lmfaooooooooooo…

Any about Snow – White and the seven dwarves? You see, i think it’s odd that seven (Presumed) straight dwarves find a pretty lady sleeping, they take her back to their place,…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

don’t worry, the doctors will find me missing and fetch me back soon!

You sure they’d bother looking?

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

my tripod goes around shooting people, but nothing red comes out.

Should hope not either lol. :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i’ve never tried using soft drinks as a masturbatory methodology, i bit coca cola has more of a ‘fizz’ to it than pepsi innit

Dunno, i drink Tesco cheap cola 17p a bottle, no added sugar, free from fat, blah, blah, blah crappy stuff. It’s ok for if you’re desperate!

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22leprechaun+porn%22&spell=1

LOL @ the first result, someone is well gutted there’s no leprechaun porn on the internet.

a few results down though, jack pot innit, i wanna go see now see if it’s real.

wo0o0o0o0ohhh i’m a leprechaun and i’m gonna stuff my great big green willy into your…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I realised who i was. :shock:

that was a shock :lol:

Yes, it was in fact, i’ve been going around pretending i was someone of importance lol. :lol: :?

finally took ya priest costume off then

Shut it Rent – Boy!! [-X

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

He’s anything BUT tight, believe me.

Especially after I had my way with him.

(Like chucking a needle down the motorway)

Oh god, i’m quitting as my job as T’iz lol, i’m being typecast. :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

all those forums stole it from Have I Got News From You?

It’s a Paul Merton classic 8)

Its actually stolen from round the twist an episode where pete put his pants to dry in a microwave and everytime he spoke he had to say the words “without my pants” i remember it well :lol: :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i voted bummy the yellow kangaroo from outer space

That gave me an idea for a poem!! :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

been away for months and the same old sh1te…dont u ever get bored?

Why dont you

Why dont you

Whyyyyyyyy….doooooont….you

just switch off ur computer set and go out and do something less boring instead…

sitting at home on the PC

Turn it off its no good for me so…

Why dont you

Why dont…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

if i don’t have a baby before i’m 30 i’m not having one at all, will throw in the towel.

i don’t wanna put my child through the torture of having to grow up without a dad that popped his clogs before he got time to take him to school for the first time, help him with his homework or even give him a ‘i’m so proud of you son’…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

that’s my point, i want one now! now damnit nowww! not in 10-15 years where i’ll be dead before it reaches primary school.

i think the real us are best hidden away, squeeze! lol

Nah….it’s nice to know that guys do have a sensitive side hidden away :wink: :D

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

college girls =P~ =P~ =P~

Ffs…it was TA girls last week…… :roll: :lol:

Awww…..you bunch of softies are bringing a tear to my eye :wink: :D

All the banter is entertaining – but it’s nice to catch a glimpse of the ‘real’ people. :D

And Tommy:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

the way i see it, the earlier i get to have a baby the better, cos it means when it’s in its teens, i’ll still beable to do ‘dad’ stuff, instead of being…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i’ll text ant to tell him to text soulie to remind him to text ant to text soulie about a reminder about texting ant, then ant will text soulie to text me to thank me for texting ant to remind him to text soulie about remindimg him to text ant to remind him about texting soulie as a reminder to remind him, then i’ll text ant to…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

me and ant’ll be those dads that sit on the park bench while our kids are playing, and we move closer and closer together until our hands touch eachothers knees, then we suddenly stand up and walk away from eachother when our kids look our way

PML – where did they get you from? :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

it’s not a dream ant, it’s a nightmare, look at that dark figure crawling from under your bed, taking off its cloak, a decomposing willy hanging out, bending you over your computer desk, gagging your mouth with toilet paper, pounding you over and over again!

ahhhhh wake up wake up!

isn’t that strange, your nightmare is my wet…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

just pull out and give her a pearl necklace, win/win situation then!

Have you seen how much they cost? I just pull out and say THANKYOU! :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

just pull out and give her a pearl necklace, win/win situation then!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

dirty minded git, i meant the jewelry.. of course…….. =oP

Sure you did….. :wink:

Btw…how did YOU know what I was thinking??? :twisted:

I’m deffo going now…night all xsxsx