toybulldog

@Forget Me Not wrote:

an accordian

very close but what is it waring ?

Winter Night

It snowed and snowed, the whole world over,
Snow swept the world from end to end.
A candle burned on the table;
A candle burned.

As during summer midges swarm
To beat their wings against a flame
Out in the yard the snowflakes swarmed
To beat against the window pane

The blizzard sculptured on the glass
Designs of arrows and of…[Read more]

heyy forgetsme welcome back. , good to see you’re sunny disposession again………but whatit is with you and the penguins huh ??!

sadlys,…….n0

@Rosepetal wrote:

Is that where you go to the local pub Friday night, down a bottle and a half of white wine and 5 brandy chasers, pull a tall smart business man with a mercedes, drag him back to your gaff for some of the other, then wake up next morning wondering what the hell possesed you to shag Andy the local inbred odd job man who only ever…

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No

ta very much Just Chat Technical Assistance Caring Advisory Fingy Department.

that’s quite appreciated and it was of small, in fact very small, assistance.

(departs once again wearing a very impressed face)

myself wrote:

edited becos it was a bit stupid

and so . . . . while numberless societies of living transients are born, flourish, and die. A subtle smile may have some influence here, but not too much. In fact, to be honest, practically none. The years pass, and she is walking at 23 minutes to eleven in the morning, past a building scheduled to be demolished, though as yet she does not know…[Read more]

Dear Technical Help,

Would there happen to be software I can use to alert me of forthcoming power cuts ?

I’ve tried googling after the electricity goes but don’t seem to be getting anywhere.

(thanking in advance etc etc)

Fidel Castro cigarring

Ted Heath sailing

Mad Frankie Fraser axe-murdering

Colin Firth…… d’arcying

for Bon Bon……………..LOL

Happy New Year Di and bestest wishes xx

The Cross

Prince

Troglodyte

Jimmy Castor Bunch

sock it to me . . .

” Operator ! Give me the number for 911 ! ”

” I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”

– Homer Simpson

” My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe ”

– Jimmy Durante

” As God once said, and I think rightly . . . . ”

– Margaret Thatcher

” Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

– Terry Pratchett

” Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. ”

– Mark Twain

a significantly remoulded interpretation of Little Willie John’s Fever, guaranteed to make the hairs stand up on the nape of even the most insensitive neck.

Junior Byles

so get neckin’

Remember the summer of ’76 ? ladybirds invasions, hosepipe bans, punk and my unrequited adoration of Julie Graham ? ok maybe not the last bit . . .

you may recall the massive Delroy Wilson recording of this song too. However I must pay homage to the original Wailers recording from a decade earlier.

I’m Still Waiting

pure, totally sublime…[Read more]