[toybulldog]

@coathanger wrote:

new chatter looked skeptical.

Excuse me, I only pop in now and again, but all these fascinatingly funny stories from the Real World of F3 lobby, with the Incredibly Funny Puns on users’ names . .
(lol so funny – how we all laughed)

yet with the same spelling problems, even on the same word . . . . . . .

Isn’t it about time you all grew up ?

[toybulldog]

So the Dickens ‘tribute’ was just for Christmas then ?

That’s a shame, there was some real mileage in that . . . . . . . .

[toybulldog]

@chameleon wrote:

Stephen was stabbed. NOT kidnapped, and the Asian gang members were brought to justice alot sooner than 18 years. I’m confused as to how it reminds you of the Lawrence case. The gang members also said it was a revenge attack. There is no way I am condoning a revenge attack but what feeble excuse have Stephen’s killers given?

You have brought the flip side racist attack to our attention Toy, making yourself look pathetic. One could make the statement that it didn’t take long to bring the ethnic minority murderers to justice. Sceptical guy got you banged to rights.

You cannot be real, because if anyone has me ‘banged to rights’ (sic) they need to make it a lot clearer please.

I mention a case of a racial teenage murder, on a thread about a racial teenage murder, and you’ve gone off on one, completely ignorant of the real flipside entailed here.

[toybulldog]

Friend of mine been on moaning. She sired two ugly little sh/it-faced sprogs after the last UFO invasion. Wrote Captain Kirk and Mr Spock on the birth certificates, but I think she’s lying.

The real fathers names are $n$?7h3 and tx9(bd:k^ . . . and I believe their details are registered on Planet Asimov.

I’m on to them and know the language of that place. As soon as they try their first head-butt on a student teacher I’ll be on to Scotland Yard with my inside knowledge !

So nothing to see here, move along , civilisation has been saved. . . . . . .

[toybulldog]

@a certain sadness wrote:

Had to laugh at the captain of the the costa concordia saying he slipped and fell in to one of the lifeboats

Don’t be unkind. Both he and I thought he looked very handsome in that uniform. Furthermore it’s hard keeping your footing when you’ve just emptied the contents of the safe.

Anyway forget the dead drowned babies . . . . .did the head waiter get his signal heard or what ?

Was it all in vain ? Surely they didn’t steer miles off course for nothing . . . . . . apparently the Italian tourist industry depends upon this very important fact.

[toybulldog]

Invest it in the company that makes Monopoly, and pretty soon you’ll be a property millionaire with like, hotels and houses and that !

No wait, I’ve landed on Old Kent Road and my aunt just died. Damnation. And your little hat is hopping towards me now . . . . . .you think you can take on my iron ? . . . . . . . . .we shall see . . . . . . .

[toybulldog]

There was a rumour that facebook would join in, but that it wouldn’t be permanent.

This was very sad news.

(cool thread btw)

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[toybulldog]

Lawrence case always reminds me of that poor Kris Donald, 15 years old, kidnapped by an Asian Muslim gang, tortured and then set alight as he bled to death.

[toybulldog]

There’s nothing like Dickens,
and the above – electronic scribbling by some axegrinder obviously needing more from life –

is nothing like Dickens.

[toybulldog]

I believe that many babies in single-parent families were born out of wedlock. In fact, lots of them.

We re-invented the Olympics in a place called Much Wenlock
8)

and in this great year of 2012 will thrash the world in the 4×4 looting bastad relay. Everything happens for a reason, and if this great land of ours one day sinks under the weight of it’s own benefit payments then . . . . . . then . . . . . .
. . . well I don’t know.

err………..let that be a lesson to you

:D

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