[toybulldog]

I tried to PC myself once, but on seeing who it was went for the iggy button.
Then I set fire to my computer.
My front room got burned down and most of the hallway, but I have no regrets.

I sure taught them a lesson.

[toybulldog]

@jen_jen wrote:

There’s a guy who comes into town 2 or 3 times a week, he’s lost a leg and is in a wheelchair. His wife “parks” him outside my shop and he sits there having a smoke (or two or three) while his wife goes into the indoor shopping centre and does her shopping. One day I got chatting to him and he told me the doctors told him that the health issues that led him to lose his leg were smoking-related, but he didn’t believe them, that all this scare-mongering about smoking is a conspiracy to deprive the working class of their small pleasures in life.

I haven’t seen him or his wife for a few weeks.

Today they both came into town, as usual she “parked” him and he smoked while she went shopping. He’s lost his second leg.

I will never understand why people still keep smoking even when their health is compromised. :(

I can. He sounds like one of them people we call a ‘normal human being’, with all the average foibles that that condition presents. And I’d bet his second leg was lost long before your conversation.

But you of course are God, and after typing this I’ll go light many candles in humble tribute to all of humanity.

Except yours, because I’m not sure that it exists.

[toybulldog]

@gazlan wrote:

Wise Toybulldog –
The competition isn’t really that strong.

:? Explain that.

oh I did. I really, really really did.

:D

[toybulldog]

Gaz,
By their insults ye shall know them

:D

(Ch 7 Vs 13……..Sermon on an Upturned Pavement)

[toybulldog]

@tinks wrote:

@tom wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k :-k

Buy some lead, titanium, a ventilation & air filtration system, some canned food, a comfortable bed, bottles of whisky and wine or other alcoholic beverages that only get better aged and you have yourself a nuclear bunker. :)

awwww :( i thought that when i first read the thread…….wish i’d posted it now :(

Or we could buy more land.

Then fill in the hole from the land we’ve just bought !

[toybulldog]

@pikey wrote:

I would make a crystal pool filled with the tears of firmly spanked women that were wearing nothing but a niqab.*

*I should make it clear, in the interests of fatwah avoidance, that I have no requirement for these to be Muslim women. They would have to be reasonably bunky for it to work for me, though.

liking this one, even if I knew what ‘bunky’ meant.
But surely the natural enemy of the whole is the pile ?

Yes.
We must locate a massive pile and allow them to do battle.

[toybulldog]

@oss wrote:

Dead bodies :twisted:

mmm………..a cemetery…………….lots of money in death.

[toybulldog]

WHY NOT LET THE HOLE BE ?

It’s not hurting anybody so don’t fill it in. Leave it as a place of serenity, and balance, and peace.

Or fill it with nuclear waste.

[toybulldog]

@melody wrote:

or…. fill it with with fake snow and let ppl sledge down the sides… you would need a lift in the middle to bring ppl back out

you becoming my hero now. I’ve just ripped down that poster of Elvis’ Granny…..

Surely, when faced with a gigantic hole to fill there is only one solution…………..
….First, you need to find a giant…..

[toybulldog]

How about we just fill it with lots of Love, and Dreams, and Hope and Joy ……?

people love that intangible sh1t

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