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@gazlan wrote:
baptised Klingon but having some doubts
Khan you expand a bit maybe ? :lol:
I’ll try but feeling a tad deflated by your godawful puns.
Monotheist religion, yes the Big 3 of Judaism, Christianity and Islam which all appeared from the same babbling brook, are currently living in an old people’s home somewhere outside the fertile crescent. Yes they achieved many fine things in their lives, and are blamed for countless misdoings too, but the real fault was in design. Man made God not the other way round. I feel that The Almighty got bored of his various sub-contracted firms and has been tendering for new and fresher labourers this past generation or two. Although many influential public figures during this era do seem to have carried Aquarian tendencies rather than Piscean, and it’s still important to appreciate fish.
There’s so much information out there that’s now so confusingly readily available to so many that the old standards no longer apply. No one is going to supplicate themselves before Mr Priest just because the canny old sod has some eclipse timetables hidden away. And the Arch-Rabbi of Meccabury should really stop pointing at those dusty old scrolls. New wine in old bottles and all that.
If there’s an asteroid out there with Gaia’s name on it then holding up some ancient book is really not going to provide much protection for our families. Every single one of us six billion knows what is truly in their heart but we do keep insisting on ulterior evidence. The Law of Karma is pretty much universally attested to, so perhaps we can all agree on that ?
oh, and happy transmigration to all
xsomeone hold a pillow over his face and press tightly.
He’s a positive disgrace to Chatdom.
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@gazlan wrote:
There have been many assumptions made here regarding my faith, while its true that i endorse the idea behind creationism….i have no direct submission to any religion. I suppose i am what is termed an `agnostic`… following on from the open debate as triggered by the ever so appealing Tweety….. :P I would like you all to share with us your faith and why it is you choose that medium of submission to the creator….
Now, i am aware of the few on this site that perpetually twist what opinions i put here but, i am a forgiving man….So, cast aside your prejudice and discuss…..whether you be Athiest….Christian…Muslim…Jew….Sikh…..Hindu or any other denomination of faith………lets have it……….GO !!! :)
Having bunked off school at an early age, resisted the machinations of the nonexistent parole officers, politely declined the well-meaning offers of gluesniffing mates behind the market stalls and spent many adolescent years in my local library reading up on world religions, I have to confess……
you’re a bit of a boring koont, ain’t ya ?
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baptised Klingon but having some doubts
Why invite opinions that will only be termed ‘pathetic’ by ‘us people’ if they don’t agree with yours ?
I’ll decline ta.
Jehovah buried, Satan dead
Jehovah buried, Satan dead,
do fearers worship Much and Quick;
badness not being felt as bad,
itself thinks goodness what is meek;
obey says toc, submit says tic,
Eternity’s a Five Year Plan:
if Joy with Pain shall hand in hock
who dares to call himself a man?go dreamless knaves on Shadows fed,
your Harry’s Tom, your Tom is Di/ck;
while Gadgets murder squack and add,
the cult of Same is all the chic;
by instruments, both span and spic,
are justly measured Spic and Span:
to kiss the mike if Jew turn kike
who dares to call himself a man?loudly for Truth have liars pled, click;
where Boobs are holy, poets mad,
illustrious punks of Progress shriek;
when Souls are outlawed, Hearts are sick,
Hearts being sick, Minds nothing can:
if Hate’s a game and Love’s a fu/ck
who dares to call himself a man?King Christ, this world is all aleak;
and lifepreservers there are none:
and waves which only He may walk
Who dares to call Himself a man.I’m relieved to say
that my parents weren’t gay,
but there’s quite a lot
who are not..
mass psychosis and that’s all it is.
I had a premonition that I would over-sleep my 5.30 alarm call. I stayed awake all night and discovered that my anxieties were a complete crock of shyte. So I fell asleep at 5.32 instead. The main thing is that I still fancy Hilda Ogden and her seagull wallpaper. Ok it’s mainly the sea gulls but Hilda’s still quite horny.
btw, i can do the splits with my arms.
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So, in summation, I would say that yes, Adulterous Son of Shoplifter should be sacked as england captain, and the sooner the better.
We still need him as a footballer of course, but maybe not so much as a role model or loyal team-mate. And we can win this 4 year tournament ya know………
8)
You can take a blind and thirsty horse to water, but a nod’s as good as a drink if the stable door’s been bolted.
yesiree. . .
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