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    ubermik replied to the topic Have you heard the one about the…. in the board Chat forum two boards 18 years, 9 months ago

    @PinkYoda wrote:

    @ubermik wrote:

    Lastly) I said if you want a job doing PROPERLY, so even if I did have an available woman to perform the act the rib quandry would still apply to it being done well, coz although we tell ickle wimminsey folks they are brill at it thats purely because were too lazy for ribremovalectomies and opt for the cop out of…

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    As for your ghetto comment

    “a section of a city, esp. a thickly populated slum area, inhabited predominantly by members of an ethnic or other minority group, often as a result of social or economic restrictions, pressures, or hardships.”

    A well off area popuilatred by turd tappers WOULDNT be called a gay ghetto now would it?

    So it DOESNT refer…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Now whos missing thge point?

    Who IS the council?

    Suppose you track a hundred quid of your money spent internally, you pay it, then its paid from central funds where most tax goes to begin with, then its given to the benefits agency, is used to pay someones council rent, and THEN, it goes back to central funds and is used elsewhere, lets say a…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Not really

    Had I said that all council estates where non whites live ARE ghettos, and that NONE of the council estates where whites live are a mess I’d be saying what you seem to be reading

    But have I used ALL or NONE anywhere?

    So “some” can be not just assumed, but in lieu of a totally inclusive or exclusive word is the ONLY assumption that…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Shocking!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Well why WOULD you be laughing at me Bat??

    I still have my clothes on :oops: :lol:

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    ubermik replied to the topic Shocking!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Has anyone even checked the house?

    Taking into account their dilligence perhaps they totally forgot to even take her with them in the first place :lol:

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    ubermik replied to the topic Shocking!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Thats one of the more macabre things about this entire fiasco, I’d guess quite reliably I think that the other two kids would need to be close to their parents and feel safe now more than ever as even at 2 they will have some degree of awareness of their sibling who they have been around since birth not being there

    Leaving them with other people…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Shocking!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    That he has kids, and he is pretty fairly kind of sure where he left them last but wouldnt like his life to depend on it?

    Or that he things kids deserve to be treated no better than a mobile phone or ipod and that misplacing them isnt such a big deal because you can always get another one?

    Or how about it being that anyone who is boo frickety…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Shocking!!! in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    “Scum” that obviously DONT think its good parenting to leave toddlers unnaccompanied whilst socialising

    Which would make the Mcanns somewhat lower than scum wouldnt it

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Well the first point is yes I have, from age 9 till age 16, then again from age 18 right through to age 25 and I still now live in a staunchly council orientated area albeit not what could be called an “estate”

    But once again you miraculously managed to read what was clearly written but chose to totally miss any point being made and read it how…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Have you heard the one about the…. in the board Chat forum two boards 18 years, 9 months ago

    Jeez, you really must take me for an idiot :shock:

    1) you forgot to mention the sarnies HAVE to be cut diagonally rather than across the middle when wearing polka dots

    3) Wheres 2? :shock:

    2) Phew, there it is

    F) The voices never agree on anything, so it usually ends up being decided by a ballot, the most annoying aspect of that is the echo…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Have you heard the one about the…. in the board Chat forum two boards 18 years, 9 months ago

    Well they DO say that if you want a job doing properly, do it yourself

    The two questions I have tho are

    1) Who on earth is “they”?

    and

    2) If the job you want doing properly is one that involves “blowing” :wink: , then how many ribs do you need to have removed because I’m just not that supple :(

    Obviously I’m just guessing with the second…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Have you heard the one about the…. in the board Chat forum two boards 18 years, 9 months ago

    JC??

    I thought he was crucified 2000 years ago :shock:

    Or did he just get a little cross and it was just exagerated from then on? :lol:

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    ubermik replied to the topic Have you heard the one about the…. in the board Chat forum two boards 18 years, 9 months ago

    I’m still waiting for the punchline :shock:

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Well considering you have totally lacked any form of logical consistency in anything you’ve been drivelling what you “think” obviously doesnt seem to have a very good stable to come from really does it?

    Infact the only thing you actually seem to have any real flair for is raising a topic in an illthoughtout flawed way, making eroneous…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    And as much as I hate to interject logic into a discussion seeing as you are so unfamilliar with it, you’ve been posting most afternoons at the same times I’ve been, and I would guess you’ve also been posting mornings while I’ve been on site

    So using youre (again) illogic, we can deduce you actually work far less per week than I do anyway or at…[Read more]

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    So what would that say if you translated it into legible english? :shock:

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Jealousy isnt attractive you know lol

    Only an idiot would make themselves work well into the afternoon when they dont need to, I’m SOOO far past the point of enjoying 70, 80, 90 and on occassion 100 hour weeks ta very much

    Masochism isnt one of my traits :lol:

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    Well firstly its a FIRST post duh, and secondly it wasnt added to or ammended, try and keep up aye?

    Are you even on the right thread? :lol:

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    ubermik replied to the topic Our council “homes” in the board Getting serious 18 years, 9 months ago

    @fastcars wrote:

    You must be the only bloke whos chat up lines run to five paragraphs long. Do many women fall asleep at the bar while talking with you?

    Actually, you might have something there, it would save money on rohypnol after all :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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