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Hmmmmm 5 Hidden users lmao can name four of em lol

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@ugo wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I have to say im shocked at the way people here take the urine out of someones Death just because they didnt know them ,,,, does`nt make it ok you know !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I find it sad that people like you have to feign your own death as a method of getting away from this place. And failing miserably might I add.

Never mind…. next time u want to leave u can rant to your hearts content in the new forum, especially dedicated to people like yourself, because those of us with any sense wont be reading it.

:shock: :shock: :shock: Thats a bare typed lie innit Dibknob I know & reckon everyone else knows if such a forum is created you wont be able to keep your beedy likkle eyes out of it !!!

PS. You are so predictable at Biting as always Dibknob

I like going fishing for Dibknobs its just so easy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:o :o :o

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ffs thort id got a double h00ker then lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I have to say im shocked at the way people here take the urine out of someones Death just because they didnt know them ,,,, does`nt make it ok you know !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I find it sad that people like you have to feign your own death as a method of getting away from this place. And failing miserably might I add.

Never mind…. next time u want to leave u can rant to your hearts content in the new forum, especially dedicated to people like yourself, because those of us with any sense wont be reading it.

:shock: :shock: :shock: Thats a bare typed lie innit Dibknob I know & reckon everyone else knows if such a forum is created you wont be able to keep your beedy likkle eyes out of it !!!

PS. You are so predictable at Biting as always Dibknob

I like going fishing for Dibknobs its just so easy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Are the Zulu`s in Brighton also gay or what …….? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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blonde jokes
Blonde joke quickies

Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms?
A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later.

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps,the other is a walrus

Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: “Hi, welcome to McDonalds.”

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A space invader.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s Tipex on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the same computer?
A: There’s writing on the Tipex.

Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde man who had 8 vasectomies?
A. He had to — his wife kept getting pregnant!

Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A blow job with handle bars.

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But I already Know im a STAR !!!
Always have been always will be
:o :o :o

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UNDERWORLD
BORN SLIPPY

Drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy and tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy you had
Hands girl boy and steel boy you had
Chemicals boy Ive grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy she said
Comeover comeover she smiled at you boy.

Let your feelings slip boy but never your mask boy
Random blonde bio high density rhythm blonde boy
Blonde country blonde high density
You are my drug boy youre real boy speak to me
And boy dog dirty numb cracking boy
You get wet boy big big time boy
Acid bear boy babes and babes and babes and
Babes and babes and remembering nothing boy.
You like my tin horn boy and get wet like an angel.
Derail.

You got a velvet mouth youre so succulent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times
On your telephone line and God and everything
On your telephone and in walk an angel.
And look at me your mom squatting pissed in
A tube hole at tottenham court
Road I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most blonde I ever met.
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager shouting
Mega mega white thing mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing mega mega shouting
Lager lager lager lager mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do in the tube hole
True blonde going back to romford
Mega mega mega going back to romford
Hi mom are you having fun and now are you on
Your way to a new tension headache

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