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I used to work with a bloke mad on betting on the GG`s , ever yweek he gave me a name
I never bet on horses so I gave the tip to the Landlord of my local as he liked a flutter , any way the first tip i gave him he just watched without betting to see the outcome & it won , the week after I gave him another & he put a couple of quid on & it won & again the following week , after a few weeks I went in the pub & there was a lot of fuss at the volt side of the bar & the Landlord asked me for the tip , I therefore told him & he told all the people in the volt,
So I imagine they where putting big stakes on , anyhow needless to say the horse lost .I was Mr Un popular for quite sometime :lol: :lol: :lol:
hexosaminidase :lol:
@mids f 58 wrote:
Wow thats a cute ass Mids is it yours by chance …….? :P
just assume the Damn Position will you ffs !!! :lol:
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@fastcars wrote:
Women have turned nagging into an art form. Here are 5 basic womens nags.
The Single Subject Nag: “Pete, how about taking out the rubbish?” A pause. “Pete, you said you’d take out the rubbish.” Another 5 minutes later. “What about that rubbish Pete? Its still there.”
The Multi Nag: “The grass in front of the house looks a mess Nigel, and the doorknob is falling off the bedroom door, and the back door window is still stuck. When are you going to tune the TV aerial and…..” etc etc
The Beneficial Nag: “Have you taken your pills today Ray? And stop eating that pizza… its bad for your cholesterol and weight….”
The Third Party Nag: “Well, Angela says Tony has already got their BBQ cleaned out and they’re having people over tomorrow. Summer will be finished at the rate your going.”
The Advance Nag: “Well I hope you’re going to watch your drinking tonight Steve. We dont want a repeat of last weeks fiasco.”
How many of you blokes out there have had to listen to examples like these from your partners and when will you women finally realise… WE DONT HEAR YOU… :lol:
Dont you need a woman first Dobknob you aint got one :lol: :lol: :lol:
I understand what your saying about registering your name , But in my defense I cant see the point , I know its only a Lady Gidiver but when on say a friday night & youve got all the Dibknob Squad in the room & I come in , well lets just say its no fun , & theyre not even registered themselves , sort of defeats the object dunnit :?
