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@groucho wrote:

well my advice to you ugo is simple start washing your body, as for u geoff i was not boastin and finally i think my offer of advice was miss interpreted (whoever she is) it was mainly for relationship issues hope that clears things up, in the case of ugo get some shower gel dont use soap it dries ya skin

Ok groucho will do , as fer PATS n Sunny you sh/ag em 1st & i`ll break em in after :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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FFS PATS pull yer self together & whats with the new Partner ….?

What you mean Bunny`s only standing in for this bout :lol: :lol: :lol:

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voted option 4 but dont let my vote infullence you :lol: :lol: :lol:

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never heard of ya , but welcome back oh !!! & thats my seat grrr :x :x :x lol :lol:

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Putting a new Tachograph in & knowing im heading north :lol: Bloody southerners :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Lets have a competition who can be the first one to be named in the news letter

Gosh sometimes I just don`t know where I get em from these ideas :lol:

Well now that would be difficult wouldnt it considering we have all read it u fik sod. Maybe we can all pretend we havent read it then take a wild guess. Would could dish out prizes to the winner and shower them in glory.

Yes Ugo… where “DO” u get these ideas from :-k

POT CALLIN KETTLE BLACK Cyber joke it dont just come out once ya ficko thats why its a newsletter it comes out at certain times during the year ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) #-o #-o #-o :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Quite right Emma – we should all build nuclear fallout shelters in our gardens and equip them with gas masks and tinned bully beef – that’ll exclude Hindus eh? – and packets of pork scratchings – that’ll exclude Moslems eh?? – and loads of condoms – that’ll exclude Roman Catholics eh???

We can lock ourselves in and ride out James Whale’s predicted revolution in safety and comfort and wait for the BNP to take over and save us all.

Might be one helluva long wait though !!!

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FFS PB your a new man Welcome Comrade

You know it makes no sense :wink:

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go to bed emma your talking dribble again :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dear Uncle Grouch ,

I awoke the other day & found a slight rash on the inside of my thigh at the top near my gooleys , should i go to the hospital to have this checked out as im quite concerned about it , It does itch from time to time & if scratched it starts to get bigger , Any advice upon this rather intimate problem would be greatly appriciated & your discretion is a must .

Yours faithfully

ugo :wink:

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i cant vote because I dont legally exsist , no body knows where I am at any one time :o :o :o

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