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  • #300481

    ugo

    Been , There , Done It , Got The T-shirt Too……. :D

    #300459

    ugo

    Darn iT :wink:

    #300457

    ugo

    @rossylass wrote:

    Aww now be nice…………… :lol: Luckily enough I know that actually that is a very old way of swinging putting keys in a bowl and then picking them out………….

    Its done in a much more civilised fashion these days……………From my information its the women who are always in charge ……………..and NO means NO………

    That was how it was there Rossy ,

    May I be so Bold to ask where ones information is coming from ……. :-k

    #300453

    ugo

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    Wonder where he pasted that from :roll:

    Memory Actually !!!

    #300564

    ugo

    Are you sure your not in Staffordshire ?

    #300537

    ugo

    @chathostuk wrote:

    I can’t reveal my source (for the time being) – but here is PB in all his glory….

    Enjoy!

    THATS NOT PB its DEREK !!! ffs is PB & Derek the same person ?
    I`d know that ar
    se anywhere :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #300451

    ugo

    I once went to a swingers party with a bird , we sat at a table amongst about 8 other couples & ate , afterwards I was stood at the bar having a pint when i was approached by a woman who said ” I saw you looking at me at dinner would you like to come up stairs to a room” Of Course i replied , I took a key from the bowler hat on the end of the bar & away we went , afterwards I was again stood at the bar when the second encounter became known to me , she said get the key with the red fob & follow me , WOW I entered a room & have never seen anything like it , it was a bondage room , wow what fun we had …….After all this i was pretty tired but when approached by a beautiful brunette who suggested we took a key & go upstairs , I was well up for it so i did . later i was at the bar & by this time had had enough , when this very large bloke walked up to me & said in a very deep stern voice ” Have you just been upstairs with my wife” , fook me i was sh!tting myself thought he was gonna lamp me one , I said i`d been up with a few , he said the Brunette one , Yes I replied in a rather sheepish voice , “Did you do her doggy style ” YES I replied , “Thank fuck for that ” He said , she loves it that way & gets in a very foul mood if she does`nt !!!

    I can honestly say , If you aint tried it but get the opportunity too do so, then go for it as your only here once …… :D

    #295481

    ugo

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    yes & Public Liability too

    The only liablity is YOU ya numpty!

    Removals – any idiot with a mode of transport and a pair of working arms and legs can do

    Now take the Ugo factor into consideration,…….

    I think i’d prefer to ring the chuckle brothers!

    Do I detect i hint of Jealousy here …!!!

    Jealous of someone who dont even know how to advertise properly, use’s a spell checker and still makes spelling mistakes, thick as sh!t, looks like Anne from little britain, the personality and charisma of a dung beetle.

    …… Sorry did you say something?

    all this & still making a steadt income from it , maybe you ought to try it numbnuts

    #295478

    ugo

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    yes & Public Liability too

    The only liablity is YOU ya numpty!

    Removals – any idiot with a mode of transport and a pair of working arms and legs can do

    Now take the Ugo factor into consideration,…….

    I think i’d prefer to ring the chuckle brothers!

    Do I detect i hint of Jealousy here …!!!

    #296106

    ugo

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Making my day by posting that pic again :wink:

    why`s that ? have you jizummed all over yourself over it :shock:

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