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@jigsy wrote:

You really are simple Ugo. :lol: :lol:

yes canuk i am a simple honest loving brit which leaves the question what the heck are you ????

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:?: :?: :?:

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oi oi oi less of the handycapped thank you very much not ars ed about the mental bit as its true ya foookin yank

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ffs you dozy mare if i were irish then wouldnt i think you was nearer Australia :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@jigsy wrote:

She was the first one to be rude to me, my first days here. What a bitc/h, she has totally screwed up my rep here :wink:

roflmfao at rep
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CANADA:

– Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort
Qu’Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada). (since not all silly, outdated
laws are from the US)

1. It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort
Qu’Appelle with their shoes untied.

2. It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire
(local hotel) without hitching it securely to the hitching post
(which was removed yeeeeeaaaars ago).

ffs get with the times jigsy 8)

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@jigsy wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@jigsy wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Jigsy
:lol: :lol: :lol: @you :lol: :P :twisted: :evil: :D :o 8) :lol:

Again, is that what this place is based on? assumptions? UGO you are an idiot. Not to mention a brownnosed bootlicker.

awww thnx for the compliment yank :lol: & as for the brown nose please explain , ^ ffs lmfao @ a yank actually spelling assumptions right :!: :!: :!:
:D :D :D :D :D

Now that is really something.

UGO, are you really as stupid to think im a yank? Canadians are not Yanks :roll: we are Canuks. And if that is the best you can come up with I suggest you stop while YOU THINK you are ahead.

canadians are made of steak arnt they #-o & you eat them :roll: :roll: :roll: you all talk the same so you all yanks arnt you :?

US Condom Factory Blows Up

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: “Our largest
condom factory has exploded!” the American President cried. “My people’s
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

“Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you,” replied the Prime Minister.

“I do need your help,” said Clinton. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?”

“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it!” said Chretien.

Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Clinton.

“Yes?”

“Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10″ long and 4”
in diameter?” said Clinton.

“No problem,” replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. “I need a favor, you’ve got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America.”

“Consider it done,” said the President of Trojan.

“Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least
10″ long and 4″ in diameter.”

“Easily done. Anything else?”

“Yeah,” said the Prime Minister, “and print ‘MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE’
on
each one.”

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@jigsy wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Jigsy
:lol: :lol: :lol: @you :lol: :P :twisted: :evil: :D :o 8) :lol:

Again, is that what this place is based on? assumptions? UGO you are an idiot. Not to mention a brownnosed bootlicker.

awww thnx for the compliment yank :lol: & as for the brown nose please explain , ^ ffs lmfao @ a yank actually spelling assumptions right :!: :!: :!:
:D :D :D :D :D

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@pats wrote:

@ugo wrote:

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

:shock: wtf……………….

ffs this is the abuse thread so consider yourself abused :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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