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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

Maybe he is expecting a Christmas tip, wearing shorts for easy access! :lol:

Hey Hermmy , A Blonde woman stands at her door when the dustmen arrive , so one by one she leads them up the stairs & shags em but when it comes to the Drivers turn she just gives him £20-00 , he asks why , why do i not get a shag ? she replies my hubby said give the Driver £20 & fuck the rest of em :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

£75 for a knackered xbox?? :lol:

How do you know i aint got the technology to fix it eh eh eh !!! :o

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@anita Gofradump wrote:

@ugo wrote:

BOLLOCKS We want an English manager for the England Team (Not a Fecking foreigner ).

WE?….are you talking on behalf of your only 2 brain cells

Nope , im talking for all the BNP Party actually Knobhead !

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Could always Grill it & have it on a sandwhich with some Tom Sauce !!!

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http://www.gamepuma.com/sport-games/High-Dive-Hero.html

heres another great game from the same site lol :lol:

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ICE !!! :(

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A real one , us , I know a great place where I go each year & cut about 20 or 30 down & then knock em out on the Markets , I made another killing this year on them :D :D :D

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@matty wrote:

ugo you daft git…. he was going to give it away… now you come in with an offer of £75… bet you are really good at your car boot

buyer… how much is this item

ugo .. its £20

buyer… i’ll give you £30

ugo.. no.. its £20.. sorry

buyer.. how about £25?

ugo.. £22 and its yours

Matty your such a nerd !

My offer of £75-00 still stands …… :)

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Bring on the Brussel Sprouts I say !!! =P~ =P~ =P~

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BOLLOCKS We want an English manager for the England Team (Not a Fecking foreigner ).

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