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I was born ready my sext expert partner

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ffs tried lol

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Todays word for me is

what a remarkable woman mwah xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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@pats wrote:

aparently shindig from forum 3 thinks i’m making a mockery of myself and family? by posting on here. i apologise unreservedly. tis tinternet after all. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well ugo thimks your a star PATS & if you ever need anybackup im only an email away pal xxx

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Well Diane I on the other hand have never bought on ebay I just sell …

Once sold a pair of Bull Horns 53 inches wide to a guy in Texas lol

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Little boy having truble sleeping , so babysitter takes him he`s favorite toy soldiers to play with …….

after a while his parents come home & ask how are the kids …..?

Well she says Gloria was out like a light but anthony couldnt sleep a wink..

I took him his fave toy soldiers & havnt heard a peep out of him since….!

Mother says ” awwwwww thats nice I`ll just go & check

Mother walks in to room & catches her son playing with his Privates…….!

Eat Your Heart Out Peter Kay lmao

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@tiggy wrote:

I love Lava lamps.. the original ones not the cheap plastic types…. Child of the sixties n seventies… :lol:

with a name like tiggy i can imagine you as a sixties child LOST & MIXED UP you Gimp !!!

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Hmmm something nice ……Let me think now …… How about Get a Life towards Tiggy & that stupid Hypacript DID…….!!!!

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@pats wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I no someone who loves lava lamps but unfortunately she was once turning one off when suddenly it BLEW UP IN her face ( third degree burns ) ooops “did” i say unfortunately pml

:lol: lmaooooooooooooooooo ugo………………….lies do tend to backfire on ye tho……………..

What you mean PATS ………”DID” I say it was a lie ……???

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I no someone who loves lava lamps but unfortunately she was once turning one off when suddenly it BLEW UP IN her face ( third degree burns ) ooops “did” i say unfortunately pml

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