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  • #292511

    ugo

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Im not a real chocolate person, but when I gave birth to my first, my Dad was our first visitor and brought me a box of ferero roches… I was bloody starving and scoffed the lot (well I had just given birth lol!) and I dont even like nuts!

    If I had to choose it would be an orange or coffee centered Roses.

    But you did end up giving Birth so you must have liked nuts once over pmslllll :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Didnt have to chew them up and swallow them though did I :lol:

    Maybe thats where fastcars is going wrong then pmsl

    Do you love fastcars?

    Yes I want to spread Nutella all over his body & lick it off of him :P :P :P

    #291862

    ugo

    I heard most single guys who are bikers are mostly gay is this true or has someone been winding me up ?

    #291998

    ugo

    @bluerose2 wrote:

    hiya all that knows me/right im doing an internet invite for our wedding for the people i know,if you would like to come to either our wedding or just the night do just let me know on here.be warned if i dont know you u wont get the invite

    Me me me me me me me & my g/f , in lancs myself , when is it … :D

    #188638

    ugo

    This Morning when i woke up to find my g/f sucking my cock :D

    when was the last time you farted & followed thru ?

    #291860

    ugo

    @bassingbourne55 wrote:

    I’ve never ridden a motorcycle but I have been a car driver for 35 years and have also driven HGVs and I ride a pushbike quite a lot.

    Not seeing something is a problem common to all categories of road users – pedestrians, cyclists, motorcyclists, car drivers, lorry and bus drivers. We can all fail to spot a hazard and must remind ourselves of that fact regularly. Take care and sorry to hear about the mishap.

    FUCK me heard you was dead Bassingbourne55 !!!

    #279664

    ugo

    Nothing at all , cos I rise above it all & laugh at the pilocks who get annoyed !

    Cos im a better person than all of you`s . :o

    #292521

    ugo

    @dee wrote:

    I’d like me to be in my stocking………still with me leg in it…….fast asleep……having been out on the lash all nite………only joking, don’t want the impossible, I’ll settle for ………half a nite on the lash & a LARGE DlLDO :lol:

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    #292509

    ugo

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Im not a real chocolate person, but when I gave birth to my first, my Dad was our first visitor and brought me a box of ferero roches… I was bloody starving and scoffed the lot (well I had just given birth lol!) and I dont even like nuts!

    If I had to choose it would be an orange or coffee centered Roses.

    But you did end up giving Birth so you must have liked nuts once over pmslllll :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Didnt have to chew them up and swallow them though did I :lol:

    Maybe thats where fastcars is going wrong then pmsl

    #292497

    ugo

    @sharongooner wrote:

    I like dumknobdick or nobdicknum or numbdumdick

    any dick will do :wink:

    That just makes you sound easy !!!

    #292207

    ugo

    @pats wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Of course it was a typo UGO dear ….. everybody is going to believe you.

    BTW …… Dimknob was not a typo.

    lmao!! Ugo you walked right slap bang into that one :lol:

    thats cos he/s a dimknob shazza. he even finks my siggy is me lmao. :lol:

    yardi yardi yardi

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