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@pete wrote:

Today i will be mostly not smiling

Ditto

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Friggin Freezing ( and yes i know its 2)

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brazil

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@blackkettle wrote:

when your all ready to go out and baby pukes down your outfit, ….grrrrrrrrrrr

Awww ketts bless.. the joys of motherhood xx

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People that say one thing and mean something else :?

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@woohoo wrote:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

Gawwwddd just had a really elegant lady in the shop….makes me feel like shyte now :lol:

Was it me in disguise 8)

No! She said ‘Elegant’.. :lol:

your point being ?????

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Get Mad, then get over it

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Husband: Why do you never tell me when you orgasm

Wife: Because I don’t like to ring you at the office

(not quite a quote as such but made me laugh)

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Some women aren’t meant to be tame
we are simply meant to run wild
until we find someone to run with us…

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OOOOoooo Good Luck in your new premises Jen xxxx

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