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I’m here too Jen, just not really got my posting head on……. and the horrid witch from head office keeps ringing and picking holes in stuff i’ve done and making me change it all….. cos she’s new and a jobsworth. So i’ve munched my way through 2 bananas a sandwich, crisps, a bakewell tart and a creme egg…. bliddy woman is gonna make me fat :twisted:

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I dont read my horoscope but i’m a cancer and did quite like this pic… and before anyone says it, yes i’m very crabby :wink:

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@eve wrote:

@pete wrote:

and i can send this ring back

Pete ! Darling! My hands are available!

sucker for bling eve tut

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They’ve sent these to all business addresses… I’ve seen several over the last few days for some of the companies i do work for

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Evil

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Wild

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@pete wrote:

My socks are a blend of cotton and lycra apparently and now i get it. I’d go in Ann Summers but wouldnt know where to look :oops: :lol:

They have an online shop :lol:

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Oh Pete bless your little cotton socks……..

Ok the tooth picks are labelled “Pubic Hair Removers” are we clear now ????

And errr a Foofoo is my word for a Jack & Danny as i deplore crudeness :oops:

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@peggy wrote:

lol sat at home thinking the same

aww bless ya peggy… you want to try a wife swap type thing ? :lol:

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Ok I concede, she has Kents offer of one, my cut out one or your gift wrapped and personalised option ( although i think the box will be uncomfortable in the brides shoe)

Mission accomplished I think Cath :D

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