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Ending

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Balls

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@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m back my mum was fussing over me like i was about 10 :lol:

yeh Eve…why is it our kids aren’t scared of us but we are still scared of our parents :roll:

If its any consolation at 44 my parents have never seen me smoke, nor drink, nor heard me swear and i would never tell my dad that i don’t vote the same way as him, he’d put me over his knee i’m sure. I’m sure they think me and Mr Velvet are Barbi and Ken living in a wendy house and lord alone knows how they think i managed to bring up 2 kids and hold down a full time job :roll: And if I say i have a stomach ache my mother still asks me if i need the toilet !!!!!!!

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Not sure Mr Velvet would like me moaning about the fact the grass needs cutting whilst we’re in bed :roll:

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Dam its the 19th…. I missed it :x

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Happy Birthday Jen… Have a lovely day xxxxxxxxxx

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Raisin and biscuit yorkie….. not for girls !!! it bliddy well is !!!!! Mmm mmm and mmm

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@pete wrote:

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Ok hes naked…. hung like a donkey….. shy smile…. has no idea how gorgeous he is and only has eyes for you……………. Bet someone complains and asks for something else !!!

Oh and he carries you over the sand so you don’t get sand in ya tootsies…… into the sea and snogs ya chops off….. did i mention he’s got a boat

:P (and a very very small donkey btw)

Absolutely pmsl Pete…… YOU FOUND HIM !!!!!!!!

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@jen_jen wrote:

You’ve met my mmm!!!!

AT LAST A SATISFIED CUSTOMER LOL

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