WakeUpDeadIsGodlike

EPIC!

They missed a trick not calling it the raspberry nipple.

I would need photographs of the lady at least. If they was seriously fit maybe i would try it. Is that wierd? Can’t be taking the milk out of some big, sweaty horrorbag.

“height 5 foot 8 inches eyes blue short crropped brown hair weight 12 stone 10 pounds” did make me laugh to be fair. How odd.

That’s fucked up. £14 for an ice cream?

I don’t think he was bullying in the slightest and if you think i’m wrong, you can sit on my face.

No you wouldn’t. I’ve seen your picture and you’re a scrawny little nobody but feel free to carry on acting the hard man while hidden behind your keyboard.

That aside, your comment only strengthens what i have always thought about you. You are one dumb fucker. Now either reread my post over and over until you understand it, or look about on these…[Read more]

Jesus wept. It’s kinda frightening they allow people as stupid as you to share the internet with me.

My new favourite Haley Williams. Shit band, fit as fuck singer.

And a couple for Tom to get all giddy over

Thought this was going to be in defense of Tom…

Dissapointing punchline.

I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside work this morning.

I thought to myself, “I wonder what his handicap is?”

Embarrassing.

Shooting squeeky teens in the face on Call of Duty.

@will wrote:

they all cum crawling back hehe :lol:

Clearly you got your education reading your old mans Razzle collection.

Wordsworth was looking rather dapper for the big occasion.

I put this through Google translator and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on.

I can’t be bothered with other peoples warped statistics. I just rely on my own.

Over 300 amazingly good nights out on E’s, acid, weed and the likes – not one bit of trouble or harm. Love everyone. Happy days.

Similar for alchohol – plenty of fights, few arrests, lots of vomit, 100’s of disgusting kebabs, ugly women looking attractive, pissing…[Read more]

I found a grey pube on my ballsack earlier.

Luckily, it was my Nan’s.

If i was a sad fucker with no real life friends i would also come today, but as i’m not, i won’t.