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waspish replied to the topic best put down lines ever in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
@ForumHostPB wrote:
Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?
Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.
If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a caution.
you…[Read more]
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waspish replied to the topic What has pissed you off this last week. in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
i found out last night that my 22 year old son got into a scrap wityh 3 similar age lads on a bus, he belted one of them then p**sed on the other 2 yep thats right he p**sed on them. he then got thrown off the bus and had to walk into town a hours walk. serves him right fekkin muppet. that pissed me off.
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waspish replied to the topic Police Mistakes in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
mr blair should be sacked for many reasons let alone this one.
but i cant help having the idea that.. if mr meneses hadnt been in our country as an illegal, working for cash in hand he would never have been shot. he came from one of the violent countries i the world where many people are murdered daily. and while i feel sad for this man and his…[Read more] -
waspish replied to the topic Schwarzenegger: ‘Marijuana is not a drug’ in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
weeds is not a drug its a herb or a weed depending on yer slant of said plant. i use it several times a week as i broke my back 7 years ago quite badly. i use weed because the alternative is to use morphine and other major inhibitors that ruin your life and reduce you to a dribbling wreck. my consultant told me to use weed as an alternative and i…[Read more]
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waspish replied to the topic paedophile face and name released in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
@minim wrote:
If we are going to name and shame ‘convicted’ paedophiles (and i think they have to have been through what passes for our justice system beforehand), then why not name and shame other types of violent criminals?
Hmmmm now then, what about putting up posters of rapists? Or the thugs who target the elderly and beat them to a pulp?…
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waspish replied to the topic Parcel Delivery Service be aware.. in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
@ForumHostPB wrote:
This isn’t too hard to ”rumble” is it??? Any number beginning with ”09…..” is a premium rate number.
Parcel delivery services usually use 0800 numbers or 0845 etc etc.
If you’re stupid enough to call an ”09…” number then you deserve to pay for it.
of course you are correct matey but not everyone is blessed with your…[Read more]
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waspish replied to the topic Most men……….. in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
im sure i married his brother before i met mr right….mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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waspish replied to the topic ‘Celebrity’ faces you’d love to smack in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
@JohnBoy25 wrote:
But if they’re talking about football then at least they’re talking about one relevant topic which is more than can be said for an entire week on Loose Women.
I can’t even go to the pub to avoid it cos they watch it in there! The only good thing about it is the blonde one, just a shame she has to speak.
why the fek wud you need…[Read more]
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waspish replied to the topic A dating question (kind of),,,,,, in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
i first met y hubby when i employed him as a part time dj on a weekend. 3 years later i bumped into him in another pub and he was a free agent as was i. we had a laugh nd a joke while he worked in my pub and i never forgot what a loveley man he was, it wasnt a sex thinhg at all, but hey from that nite to this weve never been apart. if you got th…[Read more]
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waspish replied to the topic Man jailed for urinating on woman in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
out of court round back ov building bullet in back of head… job done simple as…
nothing less will teach these creatures respect. once a couple of hundred are dead the rest will get the message. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: -
waspish replied to the topic ‘Royal sex and drugs blackmail plot’ probed in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
wasnt there similar accusations against prince charles a few years ago. ? im sure i remember reading a sunday rag with a similar story, where he was cought well and truly up a royal aid… the mind boggles. you may not look at the fireplace when your poking the fire, but you like the mantle piece tidy… yuk yuk yuk… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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waspish replied to the topic ‘Celebrity’ faces you’d love to smack in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
@JohnBoy25 wrote:
@dee wrote:
@PATS wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: wash ur mouth out rainy!!!!i love loose women.specially colleen. :evil:
For once the woman talks sense :lol:
Let’s have a male equivalent, where guys sit around scratching themselves and talking about their sex lives.
we do mate its called football focus or something similar. a…[Read more]
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waspish replied to the topic Man jailed for urinating on woman in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
theres a reason for this isnt there ? no job, no dad no playstation no money no future. etc etc etc i hope the scumbag dies screaming in his cell while a twenty stone skinhead rapes him. even that wouldnt be fitting for the likes of him. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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waspish replied to the topic Halloween in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
called ata supermarket today theyre even seling begging buckets to the sticky little trolls to scare ole ladies into paying up.
dont let your kids go begging cos thats exactly what it is, unless they are 3 to 9 yrs old an you go with them to houses you know.
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waspish replied to the topic ‘Celebrity’ faces you’d love to smack in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago
john mcprickik what an arse of a human.
the geordie twot on the building society ad.[hoik em in..]
anyone who ever went near big brother. what a lot of tossers.
george galloway.
margret thatcher [even if she is a pensioner]
eamon holmes and his stupid insipid biach ov a wife.
celebrity chefs WHOEVER they are. [just get on wi the cookin]
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waspish replied to the topic The enemy within show their colours in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
our service men and women arent allowed to have opinions and do as they are asked therefore we should, as shaz says give them our full support wherever they are. my brother was in the raf and served all over the world including the falklands, ireland, bosnia, and iraq. my son is at this moment waiting for his acceptance letter for the army and i…[Read more]
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waspish replied to the topic Shahid Malik claimed £185,421 of our taxes last year in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
not only does he claim massive expenses hes a local mp to me and a complete racist, he hates white people and his arrogance is unbelievable.
my local so called mp kali mountford is just as bad and she hasnt been north of watford for 2 years.. mind you shell be around come the next elections they both will. but malik wont lose his seat, three…[Read more] -
waspish replied to the topic chlostridium difacile cure for elderly in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
@Cas wrote:
@waspish wrote:
nurses are not blameless in this instance. i myself have worked with nurses [trainee managers] who refuse to deal with patients and clients as they believe handling elderly people is below them. they will wait until a junior nurse or nursing assistant to come on shift so they dont get in the thick of it [yes it] this…
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waspish replied to the topic Insane in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
try the ol bin job cure. you simply remove the mans dustbin in the early wee hours of the night then throw said bin and all contents through the front window. after several tries you normally find the men will move. if not, keep at it till they do. as it may be construed as me advising you to do this but its what we here int lill villages do.
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waspish replied to the topic welcome home ms bhutto in the board Getting serious 17 years, 8 months ago
get used to it folks its coming to a town near you in the next ten years. :lol:
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