Will Power

You could have bathed in it…….just a thought :)

lol@yoyotastic :lol:

You are far braver than that Squeezy person. She is here but not I have noticed :twisted:

you want to try the ‘Fruit and Veg’ Van next time. They probably have a better chance of actually having fruit or veg :lol: :wink:

Hey you are easily please pet :wink:

Been down but back up again :D

Is ya boiler sorted yet?

@pikey wrote:

@Captain CW wrote:

Slapper.

Bet you wouldn’t say that in front of her boyfriend. You slimey, limp-wristed, cowardly, women hating little twit. :D

Oh I say Pikey :lol:

I see your man Heshko won the Great North Mile. :)

@PP1 wrote:

2 brains is correct lamby

:roll: hmmmm you sure it’s right PP1 :-k

@Pedant64 wrote:

someone with 2 heads

That would be ‘What is a bicephalous person?’

Not that I am pedantic or owt :wink: :)

2 cephalous’ :?:

You two make a fine pair of bits :)

or did I mean bints? :wink:

Do you know that a bit is one eighth of a byte and one quarter of a nibble :)

Four men dying during the Great North Run :shock:

@Jooly wrote:

The 3rd goal was excellent!!!!!!

All 3 were excellent :D

@dee wrote:

You’re really pretty Tad :lol:

I concur :)

read inane posts on message boards ](*,)

I started……then got writer’s block :?

Try pinching the end, it works for me :)

I’ve been told most women fake the 8th sneeze

six words, ten syllables, any diphthongs?

You two can’t count to six :roll:

One day she went into a department store
and said to the man who was standing by the door
I need some material to make me a belt
I want to know where I can get felt

We knew what she meant
We knew what she meant
We heard what she said
But we knew what she meant

:lol: