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@will wrote:

i didonce wen i gotta hungrey. it wen me pizza was delivrd late and then phill let me fall asleep in the frontt yarde.. and i was there all nite. at one poinyt i fort the fishes wud eat me.. cos i hav a pond in me front garden.but its ok cos me nxt dorr neigbur is a copper and he is sound like.

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@will wrote:

fck me

we’ll leave that to Melissa :wink: :lol:

@will wrote:

better than swimmin with sharks…

munch crunch rip tearrrrrrr

we swim with sharks every time we enter JC :lol:

@will wrote:

and they say im cheeky. :lol:

im thinkin that i cant be arsed goin into work at 10.00 cos ive got the flu. :(

at 10 ???? omg and this is him who sleeps in his work clothes coz he cant be bothered gettin ready in the mornings

@will wrote:

susie will kick ya ass for that haha

who’s ar se am I kicking and what for :lol: :lol:

@will wrote:

so who dont kent like then??

:roll:

@will wrote:

i pictured tictax as bein about my age 27/28ish

recalls a previous topic , ” how do u see ppl ” melody got me to a tee , ” peter pan the boy that never grew up “

@will wrote:

oh u luv it susie :wink:

who’s been talking :shock: :-#

@will wrote:

lets see

we’ve had jade goody, jacko, patrik swayze, and now steven gatley.. thats alot :shock:

have i missed any?

several actually Will, some of the more long standing celebs that didn’t live their lives in the tabloids . . .

@will wrote:

so cos steven gateley had a few drinks and died later on by chokin to death.. or woteva the cause wss he deserves to die? he dont get any sympathey? wot a load of bull sh1t.
its not like he intendid on dyin.. ppl go out drinkin every nite and have no probs and have a great time.. if they drank slightley too much do they deserve to die…

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@will wrote:

wonder how much tinky.. *cough* i mean the blonde woman got paid hehe :)

What? To have four kids.. Not sure, probably a pint of Lager And Black, a bag of chips, and then a quickie at the back of a bus shelter.. Don’t even think she knew his name. Anyway, back to the girl in the magazine.. :shock: :lol:

@will wrote:

bloody hell kent if ur scared of a siggy.. dont watch the film then :lol:

i cant watch scarey films william…i saw Birds when i was young and when i think about it now it makes me squeamish :shock:

@will wrote:

i wish i were a tree.

well until sum daft dog wants a pi55. :lol:

Like a Common London gal, who’s walking home after a night out, kebab in one hand, fag in t’other, but still manages to drop them and have a pi ss.. :lol:

Doesn’t say much for the girls I’ve been with then..

@will wrote:

he dont want sparkles on it hes a bloke… or is he?

says him what wears sparkley tops

@will wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

im going to dish up dinner now …now that is garbage as i cant cook! night all unless im back then dont accept the night all :lol: can we call the thread load of ole spherical objects? :lol: 8) :lol:

poor mr kent i bet hes a reg at the chippy

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@will wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

yes u were lol

1) i like ladybirds
2)i like moths
3) i like daddy long legs

no 3?

no number 2 :)

@will wrote:

p o r nos

You are a mucky pup Will tut

@Cas wrote:

@will wrote:

a pic taken of me bedroom.

You bad boy Will [-X

Pssst,,,,,,,gimme some :wink: O:) :-

PML.. Now Will, i’ve noticed you have a Leather Chair with a piece of paper on the desk, what’s this, i ask.. “An Executive Dealer”.. One who replies to his fan mail!

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@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

@Pete wrote:

i dunno why i just had to

:-…

She could massage you as she rides you! :lol:

:shock:

You Did.. :lol:

@will wrote:

sum ppl have vivid imagenations.

btw i am still the SEXIEST BEAST ere.

ask sarah. hehehe :shock: :lol:

You using my name in vain young william ??? :shock: :lol:

(wonders what I’ve done now?)