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Nobody said it would be this hard (that’s what she said)…

Our daughter was curious one day, the typical stuff, how are babies made! Babies are made when a mans penis (a cock) enters a woman’s vagina (a pussy), but mum last night you had daddy’s cock in your mouth, what is that for?  That’s for jewellery darling…

My wife got pregnant, we have always used protection, so we went to see a doctor:

Me: Doctor my wife is pregnant, I have always used protection.
Doctor: I will tell you a little story. There once was a hunter, he had a rifle, one day he went out with his umbrella by mistake. A lion approached, he raised his umbrella and shot the lion dead.
Me:…[Read more]

I was dismayed, me and my partner, we never thought we could have a kid, we did everything to protect against having a child…

We visited our doctor, I said to him, how could this happen, we wore protection, I never fucked her once without putting on protection…

He said to me, I remember a story about a man, a hunter, he would go out each day…[Read more]

Look at the importance:

Look at the importance:

I will treat you better:

One extraction from the bottom back (right), and one filling, one more appointment to go until fully complete. A little tender now as the numbness is just fading, but overall pleased with all procedures.

On a side-note (a joke). I was at the dentists and I choked a bit, the dentist said I had the same gargle reflex as my wife, I laughed at the…[Read more]

This new technology is getting a lot of press attention at the moment, it’s like something out of Black Mirror. Reddit has their own sub-reddit dedicated to it (for now), though adult sites and social networks have a complete ban on it, and celebrities are not liking it one bit.

Basically through machine learning and a free app, you can pretty…[Read more]