WooHoo

Kaiser Chiefs..

Yes, but it’s not a major issue. Have you ever fallen from a great height?

Yes, the rooms and boards were over-run with famous people.

Do you believe me?

In my mind, over and over.. Have you?

That’s all very well, but where’s this washing machine? :lol:

No, but believe me, the thought’s been there.. :lol:

Is it classed as abuse to hit someone with crockery? :-k

T’was painful, but nothing a few paracetamol could sort.. Now, do i go for a normal lady bit, or a designer v agina?

Please don’t,.. :lol: Should I have a s e x change?

9 years this year, with big gaps in between.. You’re Welsh like me too, aren’t you?

He was before Disney snapped him up.. (not literally) lol.. How many years have you been on Justchat?

Yes, you can lie. Do you think a film about a wooden puppet who’s nose grows when he lies is a bit far fetched?

Well, I found it funny, so we must be.. Who’s your favourite comedian?

It can depend, sometimes, i’m very quick.. :lol:

Is that such a bad thing?

@jen_jen wrote:

It was funny the first time I heard it…didn’t you get a new joke book for Christmas?

I did, but it was for adults, didn’t understand the jokes, lol.. Do you think i’ve a long way to go before becoming a stand-up comedian?

No, I was serious.

A penguin was driving a car. It started hearing funny noises. It took the car to the garage. The mechanic said it’d be an ours wait.
Whilst waiting, the penguin decided to get an Ice-Cream, as it was a very hot day.
Due to it’s flippers, the Ice-Cream went everywhere. Upon it’s return the garage, to see what was wrong with…[Read more]

Because worrying is what a majority of us do.. should I bring Marshmallos to toast on the fires of hell?

Yes, it comes attached to a Fireman for you lovely ladies to drool over. Do you think they sell coffee in hell? (I hope so)!

Yes, I’ve booked a first class ticket, and a window seat.. Should i take a camera?

Yes, that makes perfect sense. Do you believe that the world will end – this year?

@jen_jen wrote:

If everybody bothered with nobody would he become somebody?

No, because nobody would need somebody, to quite possibly be everybody, but if everybody didn’t want to bother with nobody, then somebody could want to be with everybody, do you think somebody could secretely be nobody?