WooHoo

No I weren’t.. I was swinging from the helicopter, like a new age tarzan!

Ohhhhhh.. Ermmm.. Could you wait until next year, by then, they should be bigger – better, and matching!! :lol:

You want to see a picture of me masturbating?

Oh My God.. [-X

They’re only available to VIP customers.. Like those I meet in seedy Chat-Rooms.. :D/

To be honest – I’ve never developed any problems when it came to Masturbation – But Hey, you should see what it’s done for my Biceps!! :lol:

Or one of my biceps at least!

“The missionary position puts a lot of pressure on the wrists of the individual on top. That can result in an over-straining and stretching and even tearing of tissue, which could contribute to carpal tunnel syndrome.”

I Can Understand That!

I know of two women who are at the moment suffering from this, and now when I see them, I’m going to…[Read more]

He could be from the future, sent to The Now, to educate people like us, so we don’t mess up the world, in eg, 2020..

Or.. I’m completely Mad, have seen one too many Dr Who’s, and need some help..

@DELBERT wrote:

Hi Members,
I am a new member and this is my first post and it is a serious one (sorry to say) Both of the subjects have affected me,let me tell you a little bit.I am 38years old and I am a recovering alcoholic who has been sober now for 3months,not even the odd glass of beer with dinner.At the age of 31 I suffered a stroke caused…

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I’m glad someone else could see it, thought t’was only me.. :lol:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

hmmmmm I have a rather small backside… best get meself down to Maccy D’s and chomp on a few burgers :roll:

Most of the women here in wales must have had the same idea as you!

@Pete wrote:

If you’re watching telly you should pay for a license it’s that simple

We should have a picture of pete, and underneath, have the above sentence, and distribute the posters all over the uk!

And he’s right people, IF YOU CAN’T PAY THE FEE.. DON’T WATCH T.V.. :lol:

You Mean You S hagg ed Them Too?.. [-X

I’ll just leave a note on the door,.. DO NOT DISTURB, I’M WATCHING THE TELE :lol:

Suppose it’s hard to judge, unless you’re in that situation!

In a way, I agree with Melody, an individual shouldn’t be allowed to play God! But then, on the other hand, she did play God, by bringing him into the World! Not exactly the same, but you can see my point!

Thing is, if he was severely Brain – Damaged, then the Doctors would have…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

erhum I went to see Westlife in concert :lol:

Awwwwww, Kenty, you poor, poor thing.. Come here.. *Hugs Kenty*.. It’s not your fault!

I’ll say a prayer for you!

I used to write a lot, haven’t done it for a while.. Years in fact! Don’t know if you’re the same, but the inspiration isn’t always with me, comes and goes!

That’s surprised me, i thought they had a right to enter your home..

I remember once, they knocked, i was 17, and despite the fact that i claimed my mother weren’t in, he asked if he could enter. (The house, not me)..
I refused, he asked why not, and I told him, i didn’t trust him, and that he could do anything to me. He appeared to be lost for…[Read more]

@peggy wrote:

wonder if the monks who make it cage fight after a long day bottling the bootie?

I Didn’t Understand A Word Of That! I Have A Couple Of Questions..

1. Are You Scottish?

2. Do You Like A Drink?

Write Her A Song Gaz. 8)

Finally getting things sorted! 8)

Any Men Here Who Weight – Lift, Or Used To?

Sounds Like A G ay Advertisement, but isn’t!! :lol: