WooHoo

@Melody wrote:

I have been sittting here with my coat for bloody ages…

Well.. Put The Central Heating On Then, You Tight B*stard!!

Taxi – To The Vue.. Do You Think He’ll Give Discount If I Pretend I’m ‘Nuts’?.. :D

She Isn’t The One! :( She Wouldn’t Swallow!

I See.. You’re Multi – Tasking!! :lol:

There’s So Much I Need To Do – Someone Give Me A Push.. (Not Too Hard Though)!! 8)

Take Him Home Then – Don’t Need My Permission, Nor Do You Need To Wait Until He’s Being Advertised! Take Him – Seduce Him – Do What You Want.. :lol:

Pb, Man, Are You In For One Hell Of A Night!!.. WakeUpDeadIsGodlike Wants To Take You Home. GoodLuck! Poppers – Vaseline.. :wink:

Because EveryTime I Type Like This, I Get A Hard-On.. Oops, Here I Go Again.. :oops:

LMAO! So Far Guys, We’re Not Worthy! Why?.. :lol:

What The F u c K Is Wrong With Us?

@GAZLAN wrote:

Exactly, He Has Enough Problems, Being On The Pay He’s On..

And to think..if he run him down he could be given a warning for gross mis-conductor :lol:

Or He Could Go And Roger His Wife, I Mean, There’s Always Room For One More On Top!

Golf?.. Just Make Sure You Don’t Hit Her Between The First And The Second Hole, I Mean, You Won’t Be Leaving Much Room For A Bandage!! :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Think of the poor bus driver

Exactly, He Has Enough Problems, Being On The Pay He’s On.. :lol:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Life is vastly overated anyhow. I would have no problem at all by getting mowed over by a bus tomorrow.

May I ask, WHY a Bus?

George Hudson, an 80 Year Old Chorister, sang himself free when trapped in a loo in a Tunbridge Wells Hospital. No-One responded to The Emergency Cord, so he sang Hallelujah to be heard!

That’s Not What You Want To Be Singing, When You Have Just Had A C R A P, Is It?.. :-k

When We’re All Cold – Turky’ing!! :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Makes A Change From You Moaning!

ooooooh…im all ears…. whats the chance of a scream as well.. O:)

£20 Extra.. :lol:

Just Don’t Do It With Ladbrokes!

Terrorists always seem to target forms of transport.. Anyone would think they don’t like travel.. I mean, it’s that bad, they feel the need to blow themselves up aswell!! Maybe we should tell them they have nothing to fear. Or,.. Place them all on an Island, far away from any-one, or any-thing, and let them bomb away until their hearts’…[Read more]

@James54 wrote:

going through my work out routine in the car

Masturbating In The Drivers Seat, Whilst Watching The Local Lolli-Pop Woman, Doesn’t Count As A Work-Out!

Dear Justchat,

I have two brothers, one works at Oxfam, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.

Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her Cat to death.

I love…[Read more]