WooHoo

@SusieQ wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@rough-justice wrote:

anyone who doesnt like marmite is not normal :D/

I love it – Makes an excellent lubricant.. :shock:

It does? :shock:
*the mind boggles* :lol:

not the mind Sarah :lol: marmite is an excellent condiment :wink:

Messy though :lol: :wink:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@rough-justice wrote:

anyone who doesnt like marmite is not normal :D/

I love it – Makes an excellent lubricant.. :shock:

It does? :shock:
*the mind boggles* :lol:

not the mind Sarah :lol: marmite is an excellent condiment :wink:

@WooHoo wrote:

They should have a drug-grocery store.. Like an organic store, but with items that can get you high..

Magic Mushrooms.. Sea-weed.. apples injected with acid.. I reckon millions could be made.. Especially if the first ever store was to be placed in Liverpool.. :?

WoW….They pay for things in liverpool….hahah :lol: :o

@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Why on earth do the pick these weird and unusual names for Pain-Killers?

My doctors hand-writing is hard enough to read as it is, without weird names of the items.. Last time I went into Howard And Palmer with a prescription for Ibuprofen, I came out with three lollipops, a tub of vaseline, and packet of Lockets! …

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@WooHoo wrote:

@rough-justice wrote:

anyone who doesnt like marmite is not normal :D/

I love it – Makes an excellent lubricant.. :shock:

It does? :shock:
*the mind boggles* :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Do you think they’d allow it if it were carrot cake? :?

Carrot cake sounds like the most disgusting cake on the planet, have never tried and never will :lol:
Mind you, I loved Gypsy Tart when I was younger and that didn’t taste like Gypsies. :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Actually, Just blame those at the TV LICENSING DEPARTMENT! :lol:

It was bound to happen, they’re always screwing their customers..

You could be right, they been tryin to f~uck me for a while now..lol :lol:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Seeing this on Facebook made me laugh..

how come when your wife is pregnant all her female friends rub her belly and say congratulations. But they dont rub the husbands chicken and say congratulations…. :lol:

Husbands have chickens?? :? :shock: :lol:

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@WooHoo wrote:

Seeing this on Facebook made me laugh..

how come when your wife is pregnant all her female friends rub her belly and say congratulations. But they dont rub the husbands chicken and say congratulations…. :lol:

Husbands have chickens?? :? :shock: :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Danny Doughnut, I could use him in my story! :lol:

C’mon Woo we need another JC poem or tale from you. :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Maybe Hollyoaks..

Especially when you may have lost your job..

I’ll wake up (As a male) – Look great – No mention of Jobseekers allowance, but I can sit there in my house which obviously doesn’t need gas, electric or a licence for the tele (Gaz lol).. I shall then go for lots of drinks which i can…

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@WooHoo wrote:

Amber, howcome that Butterfly in your Siggy is resting on a Locket?.. :lol:

its a locket resting on a butterfly :P

@WooHoo wrote:

Hi.. 8)

Hiya woo hows u ?

@WooHoo wrote:

What’s he singing?

She was playing the violin, quite good but…..3 x Amazing Grace, 4 x Oh Danny Boy, 3 x Lord of the Dance, 2 x Abide with Me…. and those were just the ones I recognised!

I smiled a lot when she left though :D

@WooHoo wrote:

Pain-Killers.. That’s what’s on my mind.. Can’t I have at least one day without the head-aches?!

know how u feel :(

@WooHoo wrote:

The way she makes me feel.. Although, early days and all that! 8)

Good for you :D

@WooHoo wrote:

@minim wrote:

erm
do they do bingo too?

YES – I donated my b alls..

It’s a short game of bingo then.

@WooHoo wrote:

I’m too tired to work out what you mean.. I’ll let you know next year IF i have got it or not! :lol:

Pmsl well I won’t hold my breath then. :wink:

@WooHoo wrote:

You’re afraid that they’ll think you have my number?.. That should be the least of your worries :-

#-o doh!

@WooHoo wrote:

Dedicated message to me, via your phone? How did the Queen get your number?.. 8-[

Send it to my phone! 8)

Me and her Maj are bessie mates coz I have an OBE innit….and I don’t have your number, the gossip mongers will think that I have now :lol: Will get Petey the Siggymaster to put it up if he don’t mind but he must be…[Read more]