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@sarah_1 wrote:
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Exciting life eh? :lol:
Not according to the lady who Kent is referring to.. :shock:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
Gawwwddd just had a really elegant lady in the shop….makes me feel like shyte now :lol:
Was it me in disguise 8)
No! She said ‘Elegant’.. :lol:
Per.. :lol:
Life can be depressing enough, without Day-Time telly!! :lol:
Do you think that maybe she had problems before all of this, and the incident with the lorry was just the tip of the ice-berg?
15-16.. :lol:
Did she have a spot on her nose?
Don’t you just hate these conversations..
“Do you know so, and so?” “Ermm, no, can’t say I do!” “Yeah you do, her – she used to live down the road!” “Ermm, no, still don’t know!” “Her with the long hair!” “Ermmm, no, can’t place her!” “You do, her who has a spot on her nose, walks like she’s been fuc ked all night!” “Still Nope!” “She has a brother who works in Morrisons!” “Ermm, no, honestly, can’t place her!” “Yeahhhh – You know her, she used to walk up the street drinking a bottle of vodka, whilst doing the macarena, in a leotard!” (And by this time, you’d be certain if you knew of a woman who did this).. “She used to go out with so, and so!”.. “Ermm, no, really, i don’t know her, and even if I did, i’d pretend not to!” “Ok – you do know her though, she used to talk to us – Anyway, she’s dead!”
Spooky.. When i see that pic, it’s almost as if he’s observing me! :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
For every minute you are angry,
you lose sixty seconds of happinessIn that case men should buck up their ideas and not pee us off :lol:
Especially if you’re like those women who write into those women magazines..
I cut off my husbands penis, and used it to stir my coffee.. Why?.. Because he didn’t do the dishes..
I sold my husbands soul to the devil, because he sneezed in the middle of Jeremy Kyle!
