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Golf?.. Just Make Sure You Don’t Hit Her Between The First And The Second Hole, I Mean, You Won’t Be Leaving Much Room For A Bandage!! :lol:
@gazlan wrote:
Think of the poor bus driver
Exactly, He Has Enough Problems, Being On The Pay He’s On.. :lol:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
Life is vastly overated anyhow. I would have no problem at all by getting mowed over by a bus tomorrow.
May I ask, WHY a Bus?
George Hudson, an 80 Year Old Chorister, sang himself free when trapped in a loo in a Tunbridge Wells Hospital. No-One responded to The Emergency Cord, so he sang Hallelujah to be heard!
That’s Not What You Want To Be Singing, When You Have Just Had A C R A P, Is It?.. :-k
When We’re All Cold – Turky’ing!! :lol:
@gazlan wrote:
Makes A Change From You Moaning!
ooooooh…im all ears…. whats the chance of a scream as well.. O:)
£20 Extra.. :lol:
Just Don’t Do It With Ladbrokes!
Terrorists always seem to target forms of transport.. Anyone would think they don’t like travel.. I mean, it’s that bad, they feel the need to blow themselves up aswell!! Maybe we should tell them they have nothing to fear. Or,.. Place them all on an Island, far away from any-one, or any-thing, and let them bomb away until their hearts’ content. Hey,.. Could even make a Documentary, Big Brother is coming to an end, this would make a great replacement. Ahmed, you are live on Channel Four, please do not swear.. You have also been evicted, please blow yourself up now!
@james54 wrote:
going through my work out routine in the car
Masturbating In The Drivers Seat, Whilst Watching The Local Lolli-Pop Woman, Doesn’t Count As A Work-Out!
Dear Justchat,
I have two brothers, one works at Oxfam, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her Cat to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Oxfam?
Sincerely, Larry – Barry – Harry – Parry
