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Are those the Mini Pasty things you get in Asda? :lol:

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I opened a selection box, and there was no flake, so i did it with a chomp! Not The Same..

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LOSERS POSTING ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

Nothing Wrong with that – I made thirty five Dirty Phone-Calls On Christmas Day.. Ah Well, t’iz the season of good will..

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My Mobile Phone Credit! :lol:

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You’re having a flake?..

Are you sitting there, slow music in the background – Eating it in a seductive manner? :lol:

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@tinkerbell wrote:

They are all something I’d probably say. :lol:

Me Too Tinks, especially when put on the spot! :lol:

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Thinking – If it’s true that people speak the truth in drink, then I’m in for a very great 2010 indeed! HaHa!! :lol:

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Getting My Lungs And Liver Checked Out After Recent Events!

Hope You All Had A Great Christmas.. :wink:

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@susieq wrote:

We did a mega Christmas Quiz at work on Christmas Eve to pass the time until we could leave for the pub ! Many took it very seriously and scored very well . . however it was decided that the winner was actually the one with the least right answers but had the most witty ones . . . here’s a few to make you chuckle ( hopefully ) :lol:

Q: What was the gift my true love gave to me on the 6th day of Christmas
A: AN STD.

Q: What is the last ghost called in a christmas carol
A: GEOFF

Q: In the nutcracker section of fantasia what fungi dace the chinese dance
A:

Q: What glittery bits of metal are hung on a christmas tree
A: UNCLE FREDS PACEMAKER

Q: In it’s a wonderful life what kind of spirit is clarence
A: A DEAD ONE

Q: What are tiny inexpensive gifts usually called
A:

Q: What is the most popular tree topper
A: A LUMP OF SHYTE

Q: Why do people give water globes at christmas

A: TO REMIND US OF WHAT THE WORLD WILL BE LIKE IN YEARS TO COME IF WE IGNORE THE GLOBAL WARMING ADVICE

Q: Where did joseph and mary live after they married

A: EMMERDALE

Q: Why were mary and joseph trevelling to bethlehem

A: THERE WAS A SALE ON IN MATALAN

Q: According to legend, what did santa have arranged back in 1901

A: THE ASSASSINATION OF MOSES

Q: When distributing gifts in holland st nick is accompanied by

A: THE LOCAL TRAMP

Q: Who tried to have christmas abolished

A: The GOVERNMENT

Q: What was christmas islands unwelcome in 1957

A: 1958

Q: In the carol Oh come all ye faithful, where were the faithful invited to come

A: JUSTCHAT

Q: What is Alladin’s surname

A: ALADIN MICHAELJACKSONSBEDROOM

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Maybe we can all collaborate one day! :lol:

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