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@minim wrote:

Of course Noah was male!

It’s God that is very likely female…. you know, creative, intelligent, omnipresent, omnipotent and a bit grumpy ever few thousand years just before the floods.

LMAO! Grumpy, just before the floods!! Sorry, just me and my mind!! :lol:

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Millenium Dome?

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@gazlan wrote:

Come on you two SHAAA-aaaake hands……….lol

SCENE ONE..

PHIL MITCHELL PROPOSES TO HIS NEW GAL-FRIEND! :lol:

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@gazlan wrote:

Chin up will….dont forget the vo…….. :lol:

NEVER MIND, DON’T FORGET THE VO.. DON’T FORGET THE VASELINE! :lol:

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Crop Circles are made by a drunken SleepWalking Farmer..

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@susieq wrote:

FGS :roll:

I won’t bother posting anything remotely humourous again, all you lot do is pick it apart :?

OMG! What do you expect here at Justchat?..

And maybe PB and myself were wrong.. Noah fled at The First Sign Of Trouble.. (This is for you ladies), there’s a chance he was in fact a male.. :lol:

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Everywhere I go there’s a tesco’s.. Now, which Tesco’s do i go for?

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@pete wrote:

Doesnt matter if you spell it wrong, it’ll be some blokes fault cause he put a fork the wrong way round in the cutlery drawer several yr ago :? 8-[

You’re right, it doesn’t matter IF A WOMAN spells it wrong,.. But IF IT’S A MAN,.. :lol:

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@gazlan wrote:

This is what I’ve come to adore about the ‘conspiracy theory’ nutters.

Wonder what there motive is to conspire :?

You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have landed!!!!!”

But seriously though …………….

Would a corgette do ? :shock: ….

Corgette?.. Where am i going to find a car like that at this time of night?.. :lol:

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Well.. Would a man be that organised, aswell as sympathetic, i mean,.. two of everything, and so on?..

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