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UFO’S DO EXIST! They make them in a factory in North China! Seriously, I seen it on Discovery..
PIZZA!!
@pd wrote:
Our choir master used to put his one in the last one, told us it had to be the most arousing experience – he had been proud of his perversion
Take it up with the police pd, not the time nor the place!! :?
This man took an ordinary Donkey, and turned it into an Icon. Not many of us can say we’ve done that!
Wonder if i’ll be remembered for my song!
I won’t say much, (Don’t want to boast).. but t’was when my aunt Polly came to visit, and No-one would make her tea.., I sat there with a pen and paper, and it hit me! Don’t ask me who the f**k Suki is though, because she definately weren’t there!
LMAO!! :lol:
LMAO! I Like That!! :lol:
@susieq wrote:
when life gives you lemons just add tequilla and salt :lol:
and yes Will . . before you say anything I have posted that before on another thread !
He’ll understand that Old People always appear to repeat themselves quite often!! :shock:
Merry Christmas Justchat users,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.@susieq wrote:
Women have strengths that amaze men…. (I know, i’ve felt the punches)
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, and carry bags and bags of La Senza bags..
but they hold happiness, love and joy.. (When they have the Credit Card)
They smile when they want to scream. (So when my gf’s are smiling in bed, they really want to orgasm?)
They sing when they want to cry. (They sound like they’re singing when they’re crying)
They cry when they are happy (That’s their excuse)
and laugh when they are nervous. (That’s why she p i s s e d herself laughing when she was about to pinch that top)
They fight for what they believe in… (Money – Money, money, and, erm,.. money)
They stand up to injustice.
They don’t take “no” for an answer (But if that was a man, there’d be hell to pay)
when they believe there is a better solution. (To problems that have already been solved by us men)..
They go without so their family can have. (Ermmm.. must know the wrong women then)
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.. (Yeah, becuae it’s the woman that’s frightened their friend in the first place) (Over-Exaggeration of diagnosis)
They love unconditionally. (Clothes, hair, make-up)
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards. (Bo llox, they spend half an hour on the phone sla gging their friends to other friends)..
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left…
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what
makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their
family and friends.
Women have vital things to say (Too many in fact)
and everything to give. (At a price)
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Thing is, people are never going to let this go, regarding Diana,.. always speculating that she was murdered. What’s your view? Just an unfortunate accident, or somethng more?
