[WooHoo]

@will wrote:

had a BJ… shoved a banana up the mrs… :wink:

Should be a LAW against that!! :lol:

[WooHoo]

Back – Bum – Ball Scratcher.. :lol:

Hahhhhhhhh.. Bet they haven’t got one that does all three.. :lol:

[WooHoo]

By The Time You Shuffle Through Them All, and find the right one.. you could have made your own, sat down, watched Eastenders, made a phonecall, etc,.. :lol:

[WooHoo]

Take Aways deliver?.. Since When?.. :lol:

[WooHoo]

Found This On Status Shuffle..

says “Barclay’s are apparently “Fluent in Finance.” Well, that’s fantastic. Its just a shame none of the people that answer their phones are fluent in English.. :lol:

[WooHoo]

If I can still manage women at that age, I’ll give myself a reward!! :lol:

[WooHoo]

@will wrote:

scratchin me bum.. fck me its itchy

Great Idea..

They’ve had The Back Scratcher.. Now try..

“WooHoo’s Bum Scratcher”.. Dragons Den – Here I come..

Not in that sense you perverts).. :lol:

[WooHoo]

My mum had two elderly aunts in a nursing home, but made an effort to have them at the house at christmas, despite other relatives being around, who also had space,.. But hey, when they passed on, the other relatives appeared then.. Only to see what they could get. :wink:

[WooHoo]

@susieq wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

LMAO.. – Never Been Married.. I will when I’m about 50/60.. :lol:

I wouldn’t bother . . it’s not all it’s cracked up to be . . . and by that age you’ll have to spend ALL your time together as you’ll be retired(ish) :roll:

No – I’ll just be tired (ish..

[WooHoo]

Thai.

[Author]

Posts