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TRUE MOVIES..

The man who lost his arm, but didn’t worry, cos he had his other one, until that went missing too, and that’s when things looked grim..
AND, if you miss it, don’t worry.. It’ll be on tommorow.. And the next day, and the next day.. :lol:

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@susieq wrote:

:lol: :lol:

nah, its only a couple of doors away . . besides she doesnt have sky :lol: :lol:

She’s Not Missing Much Then.. :lol:

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Meant to come here to say something, but ended up trying to be funny..

That’s it – My head is killing me.. :(

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Let me look into this for you Suze, with my Crystal Ball..

(Meditates)..

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I heard, she met John 29 – athletic, and handsome, from Chat Forum 2, who was in fact John 39, slobby, and ugly- they live in Scotland, and Lisa now has three more children, (But not all by John) and a Rottweiler called George, and have appeared on Television also. Jeremy Kyle – Trisha.. IF she can come and prove me wrong, i’ll welcome it.. :lol: IF not, then I’ll assume I’m right.

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ALL of them?.. :lol:

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@susieq wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

Hi Suze.. We were just discussing you in The BoardRoom.

all good I hope :wink:

@woohoo wrote:

We would like you to be our secretary for the day.

Secretary :shock: tut I’m no secretary . . :roll:

You were in that film we sold on E-Bay! :-

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My sister is unusual.. Thought I was, but she’s worse!

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Bohemian Rhapsody.. :lol:

It’s.. Spare him his life from this monstrosity Have to remember that!! :lol:

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Hey Guys, we’ve had a letter from China..

Dear Mr Martin, PeeBee, and friends.

We are in different country and possibly different timewarp haha just pulling leg of yours.
We see your site from our computers and we have good laugh at your stories especially the true sad ones.
we can not wait to visit you all there in your london place with red buses and where you will hold olympics but shame you won’t win much for your town.
we are extremely happy to be visiting you and doing business with you and have decided to bring our wives like we do in movies although we don’t make much movies we stick mainly to our take-aways the yanks are big movie makers and fans.

we so sorry to hear your main man will was hurt and we send our apologies as we had wrong man and the bomb went off unfortunately in his presence.

keep us laughing mr martin and we shall keep on laundering your money. we are extremely honoured that upon our arrival you are there at hatwick airport waiting for us.

yours sincerely Hang Wang Chang.

president of china chatjust.

kissy kissy..

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