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  • #144708

    Definately Can’t wait until Tommorow!! :D/

    Night All.. :wink:

    #420279

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    paranoid and assumig woohoo ? :wink:

    NO! JUST A JOKE! :D

    #420277

    Pencil D ick?.. Don’t bring me into this please! =;

    #420378

    PML – Nice One Tic.. I was going to try it, but couldn’t be assed! :lol:

    #420360

    S’like Frankie Boyle, and his clone!! :lol:

    #420296

    In which direction do stairs go?..

    Answer:

    3456

    #144703

    I’ve got the right “Hump” now!! :lol:

    #420358

    @susieq wrote:

    @woohoo wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    Anyway what right minded person would want to walk a mile thats 1760 yds that is :shock:

    Well, the proclaimer brothers together would make 1000 miles.. Typical of the Scots though, too tight to pay for transport!

    ‘I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man that walks 1000 miles to fall down at your door’

    hmmm so if they BOTH walked it would be 2000 miles . . . :lol: :lol:

    So, the two of them are walking to get to one woman.. Now this song is getting kinkier..

    #144696

    @pete wrote:

    @woohoo wrote:

    Funny Story..

    Young Girl pinches a Twix from Local Shop.. She makes a run for it, and leaves her shoe behind! I wonder if the Owner got all sentimental and thought.. “I shall seek that girl, who nicked my Twix, and of the shoe fits, i shall marry her”.. :lol:

    doubt it

    OMG, never thought I’d see her again.. She ate my pizza, drunk my lager, straddled me against my will, and b u g g e r e d off! :lol:

    #420294

    And how many shots did it take?.. :shock:

    Answer:

    In And Out..

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