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@pd wrote:
I’m finkin’ of arsking some posh burd out for a slap-up meal. It’s got to be all romantic and candle lit like. So I’m finking of putting on my best vinyl table cloth, and even the two guinness table mats I “borrowed” from the Dog & Duck. Oh, and sticking one of me mam’s tealights, she left here after that power cut the other month, for that real romantic mood.
The menu wil be…
Starter: Marmite mixed with marg, served with lightly toasted tesco value thin sliced white bread… I may even cut the crusts off (I can have them later when she’s havin’ a fag)
Main course: A choice between Chicken & Mushroom or Beef & Tomato Pot Noodle, served with a side of Ready Salted crisps and some tinned sliced carrots.
Wine: A cheeky but subtle Happy Shopper Vin de Table, in clean white plastic cups
Pudds: Half a tin of fruit cocktail, served up in the now rinsed white plastic cups.
Cheese & Biscuits: Dairylee Dunkers (push the boat out… one each)
Coffee: Makro Cappuccino in two fresh poly cups
What do you think? On to a winner?
THEN.. TAKE HER OUTSIDE, DO HER IN THE ALLEY WAY, SEND HER HOME IN A TAXI – IGNORE THE TEXTS SHE SENDS, AND HEY PRESTO.. IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, AND PLAY HARD TO GET, SHE MAY BE BACK FOR MORE!!.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quiet!
@lancsman48 wrote:
@susieq wrote:
what’s Will’s hobby :lol:
Answer: Assumptions
What does every man jack on boards have?
ANSWER;- 597
How old is Anne Robinson in Dog Years?.. :lol:
Answer..
Liverpool..
Like that song.. Peter Andre, innit?.. :lol:
You must be, if you laugh at my cr@p.. :lol:
@thin ice wrote:
thats what the should do with wales
burn it
You’ll have to try and find it first!! :lol:
Well,.. I’m auditioning next year! If you’re nice, i shall give you all a mention.. :wink:
Please feel free to submit suggestions to me.. Suggesting what song(s) would be apt.
Amarillo has come up several times, and so has “I wish I could fly” by Orvil..
Today Justchat.. Tommorow.. Worldwide fame! :lol:
Ticcer.. Go get some Fireworks lol..
Make an effort, she’s coming round for a cuppa. :lol:Speak For Yourself.. :lol:
