Scouser walks into The Jobcentre, and insists on getting a job..
“I have one here” says the Jobcentre Advisor.. “Man wanted, vacancy entails, only five hours per week, two grand a month, ten weeks holiday (Paid), with additional bonuses, no experience required”..
“You’re taking the p i s s”,.. says the scouser..
“Yeah Well”, says The Advisor, “you started it!”