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I heard them say that there are some people claiming over £100.000 per year in Housing Benefit?
Who are these people? Oh yes, they were exposed last year weren’t they? Worked for the government! :lol:

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@pete wrote:

Or…. and this is radical…. don’t dye your hair :lol:

I wouldn’t if the grey grew in a straight forward manner..

It’s at the back and sides, which makes the black on top look like a fekking toupee.. :lol:

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Someone with half a breast, bearing their ar se, whilst advertising Shower-Gel? :lol:

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You’re right, this is on my to-do list.. 8)

I need some ‘me’ time.. xx

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@susieq wrote:

@pete wrote:

TOP 10 THINGS WOMEN WISH THEY COULD DO
1. Go to an airport and get the next available flight to anywhere doing that in a couple of weeks
2. Emigrate almost did once
3. Tell people what they really think of them :lol: :wink:
4. Hand in their notice without another job to go to did that earlier this year
5. Have a dramatic hair cut I wouldn’t say it was dramatic but . .
6. Put the house up for sale and buy a new one didn’t sell up as such but changed location
7. Try something new in the bedroom I have a new lamp :lol:
8. Go back to school I start 8th september this year
9. Book in for a boob job I don’t think that will be necessary :lol:
10. Sing in public I do that all the time

mustn’t be bored then :lol: and yes I am a woman :wink:

I’ll do the funnies if you don’t mind Suzie.. :lol:

TOP 10 THINGS WOMEN WISH THEY COULD DO

1. Go to an airport and get the next available flight to anywhere (I couldn’t do that, so i went to the bus station) :lol:

2. Emigrate (i’d love to have four houses worldwide, and live in each one for three months at a time)

3. Tell people what they really think of them (Fook that list is long, when I can, i’m going to have to take out my own page in the local newspaper)

4. Hand in their notice without another job to go to

5. Have a dramatic hair cut 6. (I was going to shave all my hair off the other day) (Fu cked off with it growing too quick, having it cut, then dyed) (OMG I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN)

Put the house up for sale and buy a new one 7. (Council may not like it) :lol:

Try something new in the bedroom 8. (I’d just like to try SOMETHING at the moment)

Go back to school (I do need to be re-educated)

9. Book in for a boob job (They are a bit flat) :lol:

10. Sing in public ENDS

I want to do something bizarre like parachute out of a plane – in the nude, whilst singing a song, and what worries me is that i’m afraid of heights, but i still want to do it) :lol:

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Hey – thanks for the pm, will reply.. xx

Haven’t been swimming for ages, i should try and start going again!!

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J U S T C H A T T E R S.. :lol:

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HaHa – you lovely sweet person, thankyou thankyou thankyou for calling me a narna you nice cow.. :lol:

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T’is nice again – had a shave, put some vaseline on my face, went outside, my face looked like a marinated chicken ready to be cooked!! :lol:

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