Rob a bank, escape justice, and live happily ever after. :lol:
I had one hell of a mad plan earlier, to get a brand new car from the show-room, and not get caught! I really should be rewarded for my fantastic ideas!
Was on my way home at 4am, knocked on the neighbours door to tell her there was a peeping tom in her garden! I chased him off.. Warned him.. That was my patch! :-