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@angelbabe wrote:

ok who has there music blasting out :shock:

Sorry didnt realise you were the new neighbour :shock:

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Quick tip then.

Defo make sure he doesnt put mayo on them :shock: :-…

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@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

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Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:

Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.

You know, he gets up so much earlier than me, I have no idea what he wears when he’s making my sarnie :shock:

Possibly nothing… So be wary of any little curly hairs on ya bakewell! :lol:

Was more her asking for a savaloy sandwich that i was worried about One slip of the knife :shock:

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@jen_jen wrote:

Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:

Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.

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@jen_jen wrote:

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Wonderful! :lol:

Well there’s a few guys got a ear bashing this morning if the queue at the flower sellers and my sales of bath potions, smelly candles and jewellery are anything to go by! :lol:

Yes while the women were sat at home on their lazy ar.ses waiting for the chocolates to scoff. :wink:

Pfffffft stereotypes! :P :lol:

Well hopefully they won’t be too disappointed to be getting jewellery and/or roses instead of cheap chocolates…although having said that I am quite happy with my box of maltesers and the little note put in with my sarnie this morning :wink: :lol:

Hope for your sake it didnt say”Beware arsenic”on the back of note. :shock: :lol:

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@thin ice wrote:

its valentines day
hmm wonder what time postie gets here :lol:

Be careful of the package that ticks :lol:

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@jen_jen wrote:

Wonderful! :lol:

Well there’s a few guys got a ear bashing this morning if the queue at the flower sellers and my sales of bath potions, smelly candles and jewellery are anything to go by! :lol:

Yes while the women were sat at home on their lazy ar.ses waiting for the chocolates to scoff. :wink:

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People in the real world who try to pull the wool over your eyes but little do they know they have failed miserably. :evil:

I suppose this could also have went in the what made you smile thread because revenge will be mine :twisted: :twisted:

*waits for the men in white coats* 8-[

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Radio waves

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@thin ice wrote:

does any one have a recipe for humble pie :roll:

I didnt think it would be to your taste.

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