LOVE,MARRY,SNOG,AVOID ?

Love  Mr Pat … he’s such a sweetheart – just good banter no malice.

Marry   Hell no ta tried it twice didn’t like it. 

Snog  Somerrrrrr   Ding dong !!! 

Avoid  You want a list ??  

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Love – lee because he recognises what I am and what I am capable of as I do him and besides he’s lovely and we are best friends

Marry – obviously martin the site owner so he can make me the all powerful Mizzy so I can take over chat I’m all out for chat room domination – a room just made for all things Mizzy so we will do without anyone with a brain so no politics religion or  any useful discussion so I can feel at home with my thickness, imagine a whole room dedicated to food (recipes) making love to oneself without interruptions,  poetry, hair removal IT/Computers cuddles, how to unblock your toilet, ways of avoiding housework, how hangovers suck arse and no brexit (breadstick) And I could throw anyone out who brings up intelligent topics with my Martin given Mizzy powers.  Martin I may be wobbly but apparently I am rather pretty wink wink nudge nudge come on you know you wanna ;)

Snog – littles obvs, she may be gobby and feisty and have issues but I think she needs a big cuddle and Mizzy snog, ok I am not a lesbian but she is very misunderstood and the misunderstood always get me on their side

Avoid – Putin aka roger – time to be serious – bad man.  You may find him obsessively laying floor tiles or constructing a shed, no one pays him to do it he just really likes doing that stuff, he even smashed his own garden shed up just to rebuild it.   I’ve never come across anyone in chat more horrible nasty evil and disgusting as he is. Jantastic loves him as she’s desperate for penis and has no loyalty towards other women and I would imagine that’s cos she’s proper ugly and looks like a geezer, probably why she’s not been anything but a total bitch towards me, sorry Jan I’m not ugly, get over it love.   Warbastard is a close second but he has a brain tumour so thankfully he will die soon anyway fingers crossed.

love you all xxx

Sarah

yeah babe, sorry xx

my proof reader is sacked its obviously you clown yer sacked,yeh im aware about chat site rules and that and mentioning names is a big no,no
but is gotta be said,arc is only seeing somer cos they live near each other
if she lived near me it would be a different story.
anyway im not arsed about it if arc don’t want me and sleeps with an idiot,I fancy somebody else on here,think you know who I mean.

hey somer,heres an idea go an try and find a job yeah