The woman I met at the vet with her humping dog…

My dog was a little poorly so I took him to the vet to get checked out. Whilst sitting in the waiting room I got talking to another woman, she semmed a little upset. I asked her why she was here, she explained that her dog had become a little horny, every time she was doing the dishes it would try to hump her, in fact, every time she bent over anywhere in the house it would try to hump her. I said, sorry, I guess you are here to have him put down, in which she replied, hell no, he’s in to get his nails trimmed :)