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There is a a guy on here everyone wants to disappear
He stays up twenty four seven typing diarrhea
On benefits and full of Bi Polar skint and in despair
Types in CAPS LOCK whilst pulling out his girlfriends hair
Four ton of metal in his body just to improve his weight
As he’s only five foot seven 6 stone and feeling not to great
Sitting in the shabby house being a nobody never going anywhere
He has a third degree burn on his face from his girlfriends previous love affair
She was with the last one for around ten year
Then got married for one year making that eleven
Husband decided to beat her like an egg looking like humpty dumpty
Then through her out as she was a cheat acting like a numpty Ending up so distraught her whole life belongings in just asda carrier bag Then she discovered just chat as she logged on asking for a fag
Everyone did pity her so gave her some chat addicted plums number
She met him in a pub he looked like a bit of a cucumber
But as she had nowhere to go her hair all shabby holes in her trainers
He invited her back to his parents bedsit saying they were entertainers
Door flies open his parents shocked dropped straight to the floor
That’s right they were devastated and ran of to ecuador
so shocked to see the big round womble and her wobbly jaw
Not forgetting her shabby basin cut and her wobbly eye
That’s just amazing she never noticed it was a pigsty
So as he met his true love here at justchat
He forgets to tell her he’s just a chat addicted pratt
So whilst he sits here twenty four seven impounded in cyberspace
His real life is being reported to all the special services whilst typing off his face
Now if he took the kids to the park for fresh air exercise and ice cream
Instead of typing away whilst they shout n scream
Now they move in together with the cupboards all bare
Fill them full of grub for the kids instead of pulling out your hair
The same guy is an ex con with an abh charge
His girlfriend all wrinkly round and so large
Maybe should do a house clean
Instead of letting him type like Mr sheen
all dopey and acting mean
He seems to have broken a few laws
Being reported to fbi as they type like bores
When they type we fall asleep
she looks like gretel
Yes not bo peep
But the laws they broke are in to deep
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The same guy is three stone soaking wet
Give him my address he started to sweat
His girlfriend reported to you know who
So maybe its time for a few
Before they leave and become safe
yes all three were just a waif
New role models truly loved full filled needs
As it dawns their heart bleeds
Yes he types like such a hard man surrounded in cyberspace
Thinks he’s something special just by being off his face
The way they bring them up shouting at them a total disgrace
We need to contact the right people to remove them from that place
So whilst he’s ranting in caps lock thinking he is smart
Some nice chap from here tore his real life apart
We tried to help a little dude telling her to calm down
She said a swearword on her wee potty like a wee clown
Has to stand on the toilet seat just to flush the chain
When she lost her status oh boy she felt the pain
Then as it was flushed down the cyber bog
She got angry and typed like a frog
So full of self hate that’s where she met her fate
Now just an anonymous number feeling dizzy used for chat bait
pretends to be some ones friend just for info on her man
Maybe that’s why he chose her as she looks like stan
She has begged for his attention for seven years in her 2 inch skirt
now he chose someone else her life’s just full of hurt
Yes there is a guy whose not so wise
Maybe he ate to many fries Yes feet are so big and so long
His heart can only go ding dong
Yes he’s the size of king kong
His father went on holiday
His mother went out to play
He is here everyday
oh give it a wee rest ffs..
aye..like we really care :)
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Interesting poems x
Not bad Donna x
Could have been smoother and more rhythmaticly flowing but over all they grabbed my attention and held my interest x
Well done x
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