Sommer was looking for a new British & Irish Lions 2021 test jersey and it was £105 

People who know me will tell you my medication isn’t strong enough to pay £105 for a rip off polyester tea towel that will be out of fashion by the time I’ve wash it  

So I started thinking…. what’s cool, ironic and cheap 

School uniforms !!!

I think its been clear for a while I wont use any sun tan lotion that’s not been tested on kids first.  If its not good enough for a 6 year old running around the beach, splashing about in the sea and chasing seagulls ….. then its not good enough for me to lay on me inflatable Boris Johnson and drink Stella

So it turns out my old school is still standing even after all my hard work 

And found out who supply’s them with uniforms and it turns out they do adult size which is a bit unsettling when I think about it  

You can pick up a adult rugby shirt with the school logo for around £20, hoodies aren’t much more.  I don’t know how parents dare to complain about school uniform prices, they seem every reasonable to me 

So if you want something that’s cheap…..been tested on kids and  never go out of fashion cos they never were in fashion and look like a fat old PE teacher who’s been at the pies 

Dig up your old schools website and hit there uniform page  

Relish in the thought of parents thinking of sending there kids to that school seeing you and think………… I’m not sending my kids there look at there PE teacher

I’m still “improving” the schools reputation after all these years