THE BEST “DEAR JOHN” LETTER EVER
A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a
‘Dear John’ letter from her boyfriend back home. It read:
Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too great. I must admit I have cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone
and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry.
Please return the picture of me I sent to you.
Love, John
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could
spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of
the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope . . . . along with this note:
Dear John,
I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the f** you are. Please take
your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Mary
:wink: