are you smarter than a 10 yr old ?

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:…… Cost – $29.99
Clinton :….. Cost – $29.99

Titanic:…… Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :….. Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:……. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :…… The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:…….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :……. Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:…… In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :….. Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined…
Clinton :….. Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:…… Jack teaches Rose to spit…
Clinton :…… Let’s not go there.

Titanic:…… Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :…… Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :…… Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :….. Monica… ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic:…… Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :…… Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing…