never play golf with a woman

@ironduke wrote:

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, ‘What happened to YOU?’

‘Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.’

‘I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the
cow’s doughnut
Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks
like yours!”

‘I don’t remember much after that.’

He he :lol: :lol: Now this is funny