Widow Cleaner

A window cleaner one day clambers up his ladders & starts his daily routine of washing windows , when he notices through a window a women having a right good time on the floor boards getting it on with what looks like a C0ck poking through the floor boards through a hole , Hmmmm after a few days of seeing this he decides to wait in his van just down the road until she goes out to work so he does , He then sneaks into the house lifts up the floor boards & see`s her recently Deceased Husband there , Right he thinks he`s dead & getting some I alive & not , so he moves the body , hides it & lies there himself , anyway after a few hours the women arrives home right he thinks & pokes his c0 ck through the hole ,

In she walks straight past him & say guess what Ernest ive got good news & continues to the kitchen picks up a sharp knife , bends down & with one foul slash of the knife cuts his member off & say the good news is where moving house !!!

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