Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in
heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”
>
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
>
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”
>
> The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.

> He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first
woman.
>
> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
>
> She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on … very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
>
> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>
> The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”
>
> The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”