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29 April, 2017 at 3:18 am #1039639
I know many people spew the same old jokes, I made this one up myself, probably why it is so bad. I met a old friend in the Chinese, he was just out from jail, we got talking about meals, I told him I was getting a sweet n sour king prawn, on the subject of life/prison I asked him what he was in for, he said a chicken curry, boom, ba, ba, boom, lol
3 May, 2017 at 1:29 am #104045414 July, 2017 at 12:03 am #1060819LMAO!
29 July, 2017 at 6:01 am #1062880I still think this is funny, pure classic :)
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29 July, 2017 at 11:41 am #1062918I met a Chinese farmer the other day on a muck spreader . I said….ah you must be Who Flung Dung? LOL
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29 July, 2017 at 12:47 pm #1062955It reminds me MisterQ, how high is a China man, they answer, 4″11, 5″2, 5″9, noooo, how high, he is a China man… :)
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29 July, 2017 at 10:39 pm #1063072Ok last one from me as i don’t want to be accused of being racist or nothing but when i told my local Chinese friends in the take away they thought it was really funny…….So…I think Benny Hill did the sketch where he was talking about all the Wings and Wongs in China and how hard it was to ring up the right person as there were so many that you’d be forever be ‘winging the wong number’
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12 August, 2017 at 11:07 am #1065182Yeah, why does the Chinese have no phonebook, too many wings, too many wongs, and you might wing the wong number :) I don’t think that’s racist :)
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12 August, 2017 at 12:03 pm #1065199Your comments remind me of a really funny Goodness Gracious Me clip.
Still cracks me up
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